King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[mr33mean]

I secretly change your will, then kill you. You 'mysteriously' left me the hill.
I claim the hill.

[SSJ Data]

What's that Mr33mean?
*You turn head*
I push you off the hill and claim it.

[agentaaa]

i learn how to turn my body into lava, and kill all the worlds mimes. Everyone on earth helps me claim the hill for my heroism

[SSJ Data]

I wish for immortality and wait you out after you die i claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use my magic to fuse the two hills, and you, into a super hill with blond hair at the top. since you are the hill, i claim the hill.

[SpaceAmbience97]

I have Scotty beam the hill up. Mine.

[agentaaa]

Technically, I am Scotty (is my fistname, though i prefer scott) so i beamed you into the mirror universe.

i claim the hill.

[SSJ Data]

I send you to purgatory and claim the hill while your gone

[agentaaa]

I send you to the hello kitty world for 30 seconds, and when you come back you are not sane enough to stop me from claiming the hill.

[SpaceAmbience97]

I claim the hill. No conditions.

[agentaaa]

i drink beer, then vomit on you. while you change, i claim the hill.

[SpaceAmbience97]

I claim the hill back.

[agentaaa]

since you aren't creative, Mr. popo 'sploded your head. i claim the hill, and first corpse pillaging rights!

[SSJ Data]

I cover you in snow for a day. and claim the hill

[SilverShadows]

i put you in a blindfold and whilst you cant see i claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I put you in data, and i claim the hill as you are digested

[SilverShadows]

cut my way out of data with my knife and then push you downthe hill, the i claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I teleport behind you, and summon a cheese demon. In unrelated news, I claimed the hill after telekinetically stabbing you with your own knife, then claiming the hill.

[Tabu112]

I re-spawn inside you causing you to explode, i have the hill.

(hello guys, I'm back)

[agentaaa]

I send a zombie horde after you, with the brains kept safely in a lab 50 miles away...I claim the hill, and make your corpse into my hench-corpse

[Tabu112]

I re-spawn after 10 seconds behind you and kill you by hitting you in the back with a pistle. The hill is mine!

[SSJ Data]

I get my new found US Government Pals to send the army after you and claim the hill while you are on the run

[SilverShadows]

i get the air force to kick you armys a** and then claim the hill

[SSJ Data]

I get the Navy air force and Navy itself to kick the actual air forces butt I claim the hill

[SilverShadows]

i beam upto the enterprise and vaporise the hill from orbit, i then construct a new hill and claim that

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