19 ways to help maintain a heathly sanity

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1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
Point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. DON'T disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask, "Do you want
Fries with that?"

4. Put your garbage bin on your desk and label it "In".

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their Caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.

6. In the payment field of all your cheques write, "For Sexual
Favours."

7. Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance with the
Prophecy."

8. Don’t use any punctuation or capital letters

9. As often as possible, Skip rather than walk.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "To-Go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital, and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical
sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because "You're not in the mood."

16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, like,
"Rock Hard".

17. When money comes out of the ATM scream, "I WON! I WON!"

18. When leaving the Zoo, start running for the parking lot
yelling, "Run for your lives, THEY'RE LOOSE!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."