Greetings from the Moon!

[Jediluigi]

Only a few of you will know who I am, though for the rest I'll introduce myself.

I am Rain's arch-nemesis, the evil, vile, dark figure known as Jedi Luigi! You may have heard of me from Rain's old tales of horror! But, rest assured, I come in peace, and not to usurp this place or some totally evil plan like that.

I'm totally legit, guys.

[agentaaa]

Oh yay! A new member! Now this place is even less dead before. Would you like a muffin?
*holds out a tray of muffins*

[devilslayer]

How is he an admin already he has one post.

[Quantum Rain]

It would take too long to explain.

[Jediluigi]

It's a very, very, VERY long story. It's a story of hate, anger, love, passion, betrayal, war, peace, death, sorrow, and something else. Oh, more hate.

[devilslayer]

Please explain or pm me the info. Is he your friend/sibling/close family member?

[Jediluigi]

I am afraid that is, ah, classified information. Please report to your local officials Office for more information, as requested document(s) cannot be divulged at this time.

[agentaaa]

Indeed. they are SUPER DUPER SECRET!!!!

[Angusm3]

umm...

It's a very, very, VERY long story. It's a story of hate, anger, love, passion, betrayal, war, peace, death, sorrow, and something else. Oh, more hate.

"passion"?

And since there are more people here MORE EXPOSURE FOR MY NEW FEATURE!

[agentaaa]

oh no, they made a hint of what sounds like a romantic word...


RUN! THE SLASH FICTION AUTHORS ARE COMING!!!!!

[devilslayer]

sounds of me (devilslayer) running.

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