All zipped up and no place to go...

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Backpacking across the U.S. a women attempts to alight onto a greyhound bus only to find that that her skirt is too tight to allow her leg to come up level with the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she found that she could not make the step. With another smile to the driver, she once more reached behind to unzip just a little only to find that she was still unable to make the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. At this point she went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled 'How dare you touch me! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends'.