If you were god...

[NemesisQ]

Like the thread title says, what will you do if you were god?

I would...

Smite Muammar Gaddafi
Create 10,000,00 Tornado around the world
Create a massive earthquake
Levitate land into the sky for eternity
Create time machine so I can read future chapters of my favourite manga's without waiting.
Death penalty will be lifted
Bring aliens to earth, and turn it into a hunting game.
Transformer's exist, and they are fighting on earth
Jesus Vs Moses!! ( on earth )
90% of Earth surface is now water
Turn a city Venice style
create a zombie apocalypse
Create a rat apocalypse
Manipulate land, and bring it back together into Pangaea
DeathGod's exist
Every being on earth is immortal
Clouds can be slept on
Unlimited amount of cakes.
And so on...

[Angusm3]

Jaffa cakes for all

[agentaaa]

Many more people would come to the gathering, visionarys like Stephen Hawking and John madden(Just kidding on that last one) and we would be a popular, cultured gathering.

[NemesisQ]

I would build an army of holy squirrel warriors.

[agentaaa]

Which would be eaten by my army of holy cat warriors

[devilslayer]

i would force nemesis out of his cave.

[agentaaa]

I would force YO MOMMA out of Nemesis' cave.

[devilslayer]

i would destroy agents house and everything he likes at all.

[agentaaa]

I would Destroy Devil's house and everything he likes at all... Including HIMSELF!

[NemesisQ]

I would use my powers to disfigure your body.

[agentaaa]

I would use my powers to disfigure your mind.

[Quantum Rain]

I would use my powers to ban you all.

Oh wait, I can already do that... I AM A GOD! DUM DUM DUMMMM!

[agentaaa]

I would use my powers to prevent lame jokes like that.

[NemesisQ]

I would use my power to make you say jokes like that, for the rest of your life.

I would also lend my godly hands to the thread " Your favourite Video", and change cats kill for fun to cats kill out of fear.


God has answer ur prayers!!!

[agentaaa]

Little do you know, due to the mechanisms of cat proximity, you sadly cannot do that.

If I were god, I'd Make Angus post in avalon already!

[devilslayer]

if i were god i would stop nemesis from posting those stupid emotes.(no offence).

[agentaaa]

If I were god, I'd give Devilslayer tolerance.

[blue]

i would do crazy stuff.

[agentaaa]

I would eat brains, and since I'm god, doing so would make the practice acceptable amongst humans.

[devilslayer]

if I were god I would tell one random man he was my son and laugh as he ran around yelling "I AM JESUS SON OF GOD!".

[agentaaa]

If I were god, I'd tell Devilslayer that, and watch as he ran around yelling "Feaw me mortals, for I am Youw god! now, do as I say, or I'll incinerate you!"

[Angusm3]

in "i'll incinerate you" you should have had "I'ww incinewate youww"
sorry devil but I just don't understand it, you sound like elmer fudd and it's awesome.

[agentaaa]

indeed. it actually IS a pretty cool accent.

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