Lateral Thinking

[Deoran Drages]

First topic message reminder :

ask yes or no questions to figure out answer

a lady buys a new pair of shoes, weres them to work and dies, what happened?

[Nut_Column]

Did Guy 3 accidentally press the "Send" button when Guy 2 fell?

[agentaaa]

yes

[Nut_Column]

So Guy 1 got blinded, hit guy 2 with his pole, Guy 2 fell over, making Guy 3 Press the send button, which made the bomb blow up?

[agentaaa]

yes.

[Nut_Column]

Yaaaay!

I win!

[agentaaa]

Indeed. Now, our thank you for playing present.


*breathes in* THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

[Nut_Column]

Man... Now I feel like I did when I spent all that money at Beadle's shop...

[devilslayer]

what, no flashback?

[Nut_Column]

*flashbangs Devil* *hits him with frying pan*

There's your flashback...

[agentaaa]

Well, unless he wakes up after you throw him into a time machine heading for the year 1800, it's thechnically going to flash him forward.
A flashforward, if you will

[Nut_Column]

Erm... isn't 1800 like... 211 years ago? I think that's still a flash back.

[agentaaa]

I said "unless"!

[Nut_Column]

Ooooh, I see. Well, I did that, so there...

[agentaaa]

well, you have to SAYS THAT or we doesn't know, do we, precious?

[devilslayer]

lets get back to, LATERAL THINKING.

[Nut_Column]

Okay, There is a woman in her apartment, shot in the head. The door is locked and there was no one else in the apartment. The window is also unbroken, how did she die? This is a modern, Realistic Setting with no ROBOTS or WIZARDS or MAGIC or UNICORNS. Okay? is that Clear enough? And she doesn't own a gun.

[agentaaa]

Ok, guys, I think I got this RIGHT OFF THE BAT!
See, Voldemort came up to the door, and used alohomora to open it. That would keep the lock okay. Then, he used Wingardium leviosa to lift the gun and make it shoot her in the head.


Also, possibly suicide. I like my idea better, however.

[Nut_Column]

Erm... Close? I guess? Maybe? Naw, I'll go with No, and no. Forgot to mention, she doesn't own a gun, and there was no gun in the house. Also, there was no magic used.

[agentaaa]

......Ok, Ok, next guess: what happened was, was that this is a woman from a different time period, where robots in a network called Skynet fought an alliance of humans in a death struggle. This woman was a cadet from an elite squad, who fought in many battles. She, and a man by the name of Kyle, went into a time machine, trying to appear at different locations, so they could then regroup and protect Sarah Connor(And by extension, John connor.). However, when they entered the machinge, she was shot in the head by a robot who was not quite dead, and teleported into the house that way.

[Nut_Column]

Read to:Skynet
No.

[agentaaa]

OK, ok, ok, so I got this. The assassin in question had the ability to "bend bullets" which is a rare assassin ability that allows them to alter a bullet's trajectory after it's fired. the bullet fired was initially thin, allowing it to go through the keyhole, and into the womans head, where it got thicker quickly before impact

[Nut_Column]

No.

[agentaaa]

Is the woman fat?

[Nut_Column]

No

[agentaaa]

What's her hair color?

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