King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[NemesisQ]

(.... [censored] you all)

I tell Exitius that theres going to be a hulk like devil holding a gigantic magical weapon, using it to obliberate the entire planet, and as a declaration of war.
Exitiuse grew angry and send maggots to devour devil.

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I throw the planet into a black hole, destroying everything on it but the hill
When it comes out the other side (freezing and force damage)

I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I dodge the black hole and use it's gravity powers to launch me towards the hill i kick you and you fly into a star.



I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I use my manaphy to perform a heart swap, so you get thrown into the star instead. I then use teleport to teleport the hill under me. And also to get a piece of cheese.



I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I switch the cheese with a poisonous cheese look-the-same and force you to eat it.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I eat it, and survive the poison, due to similar torture being inflicted on me by the cheese demons before. I then throw smelly potatoes at you and you run away while plugging your nose.


I claim the hill.

[NemesisQ]

I throw a bleach manga, with all the new chapters created for this year, right over the hill. Agent jumped down to pick it up, then the book sprayed out amnesia spray at agent. Agent then said " wha? Who am I?", i then told him, "you are devlin, a disgusting, perverted, bishi, cross dressing man, and you are in love with justin beiber, heres a book about him." Agent looked at it with hearts in his eyes, and ran off.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I recover due to my 95% resistance to amnesia, and slice you in half with a getsuga tensho. I claim the hill.

[NemesisQ]

My illusion got sliced, but it distracted agent long enough to make him think he's on the hill, i then put him in a dream state, in his dream he is in bed with Tifa.

He never wakes up, and never join the game.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

Unfortunately, I was wearing the cog necklace, and therefore was immune to the "sleep" status effect. I then jab you in the eyes with my fingers until you stop moving.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I confuse you by saying things like "Press space to equip your skills" and "Press enter to enter the menu." You grow so distraught that you trip and fall down the hill. Some people took a video of it and called it Blackman Falling


I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use Verhn to use smite evil on you and you die due to being a dark based monster

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

After having Zach use crescendo slash 400 times on an old tree, he uses crescendo slash on you and Zach.
I claim the hill after the gigantic explosion finally settles.

[Nut_Column]

I Use my "Quarry: Cherry Pickers" Skill to attack you


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use my Quarry: people with the word "nut" in their name to attack you.


I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

Quarry: Agents 'nuff said

I claim the hill

[NemesisQ]

I open up a bible, and start preaching too all of you, telling why i deserve the hill more than everybody else, using every religious excuse available to me. Everybody got convinced and jumped off the hill.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I scream "YOU AIN'T GOT NO PANCAKE MIX" over and over until you leave.


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I ran out of bubblegum, so I decide to beat you up and claim the hill.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I give you a lifetime supply of gum, which crushes you.


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I eat it all, then beat you up too.



I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I use my reaction skill to nullify all damage, then I kill you with a really big stick.



I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use poison on you which somehow numbs you, while you are defenseless

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I throw him a remedy, and while he comes after you, I quietly move the hill to a secret location, while at the same time having the "curse" special effect for anyone who comes near.

[Angusm3]

I wear special dark armour acquired from a molester that makes me 100% resistant to curse effects, I run up, cast lightning bolt at you, throw a noxious bomb at nut column and

I claim the hill

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