King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I get revived by a genie who owes me one i then mske s trail of lip gloss you follow it cause you are a girl and girls love lip gloss.
(No offence)

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

(You appear to be unsure of my gender. I am male)

I eat all the lip gloss, and vomit fiery meteors at you as a result.



I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

(Jesus knows all i was jesus and i said clever "girl" also jesus can't lie)

I dodge the meteors and roundhouse kick you to a nearby forest i then make the hill invisbl with an invisibility spell.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

(Quit trying to invalidate KOTH posts. Also, Jesus does not know all. Also, i's a jurasic park quote.)

I See through the spell using the spidragon eye I hid from johnson, and Squarehouse kick you off the hill



I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I tackle and hog tie you i then dig a hole and bury you in it so you can still see and breath but you must wathc me capture the hill.

I capture the hill.

[Angusm3]

I cut scott free, we team up and then once we claim the hill then we eat his corpse

We claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i hack my way out of your stomachs!
i then strangle you with your own intestines


i claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I kill you with the power of TOAST!!!!



I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

my dog eats your toast i then get mario to hop on your head


i claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I get a Super Star and Kill everything




I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i get a shotgun and wait for your star powers to wear off then shoot you.



i claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I had another guy and come back and kill you like Splinter Cell





I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i go all rambo style killing on you, you get an arrow in the face


i claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I get 2 shotguns and kill you with them



I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i die and turn to fertilizer i bind with the hills strucural make-up and pull you under ground i am the hill so...


i claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I burn the hill and plant a volcano in it's place.


I claim the hillcano

[Angusm3]

I fire a shotgun with my pelvis you are so stunned by it's awesomeness and the fact that it was loaded with slugs that hit you in the face that...

I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i fire a sniper from my hands killing all


i claimed the hill

[Angusm3]

I whack you over the head with my pelvis shotgun

I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I bend the barrel of your pelvis shotgun and fire it, making the slugs hit you instead.



I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i make a hologram of the hill away from the real hill so you go there and


i capture the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I realize it's a hologram and shoot you with the Halo 1 Pistol





I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i lure you all away with girls



i claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I attract the girls to you by spraying you with 3 cans of Axe, making them rip you apart.





I claim the hill

[AgentMF]

I shoot you with a silenced sniper rifle.


Then I claim the hill.

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