King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

The cheese demons dont have a use for you either, so they rip your head off, throw it, and it lands right next to mine. we end up talking about various goings-on in hell, becoming a comedy sitcoms with 6 great seasons before gaining our bodies back finally, and using new acquired powers from hell in the final episode. it ends with me killing you, then using my wings to fly past the demons and claim the hill, making sure to grab sheese to give them in order to stop attempts on my life from them in the future

[Angusm3]

zanzer tem casts you down for me as he owes me big time after i saved his life (DnD campaign reference from a while back)

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I outcast him using my fishing rod


The fishing rod, incidentally, is a nickname for an incredibly powerful demonic spell

I then destroy you with aforementioned spell, and claim the hill

[Angusm3]

too bad zanzer tem is the most hellhardened powerful wizard there is, he parries your spell and i keep the hill

[agentaaa]

I find Doomsday and asks him to destroy zanzer tem. doomsday didnt really need to hear anything past "kill someone named" to agree, so i use my fishing rod to kill you while doomsday trounces him

[Angusm3]

the blast sends me to heaven somehow, god says WTF R U DOING HEER?! and throws me back into hell with such force that it knocks Doomsday into pieces and sends you flying

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

Meanwhile, while you were gone, i absorbed all of doomsdays power, allowing you to destroy his once-invincible body. i now Use a fishing rod enhanced punch to break every bone in your body, and someone tries to make a new sitcom based on the old one, but it falls apart after one season, due to sony interfering so much that both we and the director quit.

Then I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

they make another sitcom called TROLOLOLOLOL and it's a huge success with 500 seasons and you sit down to watch every single episode

While you are distracted i take the hill

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

you found out that by watching the show i gained supertroll powers, which I use by saying incredibly wrong statements in song form until you pass out from bleeding out your ears.

i claim the hillilillillillillillill

[Angusm3]

the blood from my ears floods hell, luckily I can breath my own blood but everyone else drowns

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use a suction machine to suck it all up to heaven and let get deal with the problem

I then hit you with my backhand, "backhand" being a gigantic club that cuts through things somehow

I claim the hill, and then Take the upper half of your body and punt it into Hamtaros section of hell....Mwahahahahha

[Angusm3]

I don't know what that is so i pass out from confusion and land on you and the hill when i land

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I drag your unconscious body off the hill, and Bury you in a grave made of hams

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

Fatman eats all the hams and Stalin kills you because he thinks you're a traitor to his fans

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I get my lawyer ninja to destroy you after you use my original characters against me

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use my original character (Yuri the dwarf) to rip your head off with supplies from his general store while stuffing raw onions down your neck and throwing you into the pit in his backyard full of rusty nails that he burns trash in

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

Well, i use mine original character, Sona, to smash a gigantic dragon made of water into you at such force it rips your body apart. Then you become a chicken, for some reason.

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

My last good character...
The Chaos Theory

Despite only being a theory it tears apart your mind from being so complex

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use quantum physics to run away from Chaos theory, steal a geniuses brain to steel myself from its effects, then use my geniusness to turn the chaos theory back onto you, killing you

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

The people over at 4chan suddenly think that you are a threat and badger you until your head explodes

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

The people over at twilightforum.com see you as a possible vampire and badger you till your head explodes


i claim the hill

[Angusm3]

The Game Creators forum decides to roll over this forum, you are online during the hostile takeover and are killed and slaughtered mercilessly
From your hide they make a pair of leather leggings

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

i use my power to temporarily change into a cheese demon, destroy the nerds from gamecreators with acnekinesis, and kill you with my poke

"poke" being an incredibly powerful Superspell which destroys all in its path

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

before I claim the hill
"Nerds" and "AcneGenesis" acnekinesis would be controlling acne already existent

My corrections make your mind explode

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

(to the last point. they are nerds. for one not to have acne to manipulate to grow more is impossible.)

My correction of your logic makes your mind explode from its unbelievable offensiveness

I claim the hill

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