King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

you die as shards of my exploding skull fly through your head

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I am immune to exploding head damage due to my insurance
I then take whats left of your head and dissolve it in acid....MILD ACID!!!!!

I claim the hill

[Tracer]

I use an energy sword to decapitate you.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I use a non-energy sword to decapitate you

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use a partial energy/non energy sword to decapitate both of you

I claim the hill

[Quantum Rain]

I drop a ban bomb onto the hill thereby making it into a crater and obliterating Angusm3.

I claim the crater.

[agentaaa]

I cast ultima on you


i claim the hill

[Quantum Rain]

I cast reflect on myself as you casted Ultima, and then kicked you back off the hill, yelling "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA"

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

Little did you know I had reflect ALREADY cast on myself, and when you kicked me, you pushed the button sending a bomb to my location

I claim the hill, and your charred corpse, and wear it as a hat

[Angusm3]

I just walk up with a shield and deflect everything into the sky, then I tell the us government that some people at these exact coordinates were talkin' trash about them

I claim the hill

what ever the next post is, be sure to include about 500 nukes

[agentaaa]

Once the U.S realize we're from canada, the foolish americans decide we're no threat and choose not to attack.

I blast you with an anti-people gun, and claim the hill

[Quantum Rain]

I sneak into the White House using my magic invisibility cloak, and press the little red button, sending 500 nukes at the hill anyway, obliterating everyone there.

I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

I eat some heavily iodized kelp to protect me from the radiation, walk up and claim the hill

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I eat twice as much heavily iodized kelp, and then proceed to hit you with a gigantic wooden plant until you stop breathing

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I start breathing again (like when neo gets back up in the matrix) and it's badass

You are blinded by the badassery

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I take a eye drops, which as everyone who plays final fantasy knows cures blindness. The lava golem Abaddon threw earlier finally impacts, and crushes you before turning to rubble.

I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

I cast magic missile at you and you explode, you reappear surrounded by a bunch of YOUR goblins and they look pissed

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

Auger notices you cast the magic missile as well as the surrounding goblins, and becomes interested in your combat ability



I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I wait until Auger is distracted with Angus.



I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

Abaddon was not distracted, however.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I don't believe in Abaddons, just like fairies, Santa Claus, and the Easter Bunny.




I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I don't believe in your text.


I still have the hill.

[Angusm3]

Keter and Skaer and Hayle with Harbinger and Auger appear out of nowhere and slice Abaddon into lots of tiny pieces

I claim the hill

[Darkwing]

I teabag the hill.

The hill is mine

[agentaaa]

I coffee pot the hill

The hill is mine

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