King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I destroy the old hill, take a new hill from an alternate universe, set up a energy shield, and a stone wall

i claim the new hill

[destroyer101]

i send an endless wave of tanks (zombies) at you, watch you get smashed, take the hill and use the tanks to ward off any enemies

[Angusm3]

I throw a molotov in, wait for everything to die and move in,

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use a bomb filled with holy water to kill you, since you are pure EVIL!!!

I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I use an endless supply of Molitovs and Bills to take the hill and protect against everything. I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I.M. meen owes me a favor, so i have him suck you all up in his magic book. i claim the hill.
in case anyone is wondering: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekkk8sVajqE

[Nut_Column]

*is sucking-into-a-magic-book-proof* I slap you off the hill. I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use my mod powers to delete your slap, followed by tripping you with my whip, indiana jones style

i claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use rue bands in a way that would make your intestines tie a noose and hang you if you found out what I was doing with them, and then I tell you what I was doing

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use my lightning blaster to electrocute you, then give the corpse to a group of demons in exchange for their protection.

[Angusm3]

I still have the hill

[agentaaa]

I know

Phase 2: after careful design, i turn the lightning blaster into a lightning cannon, make copies for the demons, and then we claim the hill after extablishing a defensive perimeter in the shape of an inverted pentagram.

[Angusm3]

I call in shiela the tank and turn you into a puff of red mist

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

i somehow maintained conscousness, and cut off your ability to breathe till you suffocate.

I claim the hill

[ToaKaita47]

I drop nuclear bombs on both of you, smashing the hill to atoms. I recover a surviving atom from the hill and grow the hill back in a laboratory.

I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

I destroy the lab and steal the hill

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I cancel what you did last post because it is unimaginative.

Meanwhile, i convince the joker that destral is really batman, and while hes occupied, move the hill with a tractor beam, into the hull of my galaxy class starship

i claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use a move one end of a wormhole into our galaxy with an energy mover and steal the hill from you with it

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I find you and blow you up using my galaxy class starship, and take back the hill using the transporter

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use the ship "Lying Bastard" to ram straight through your ship, miraculously survive due to the puppeteers safe design and steal the hill

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I split the galaxys hull section away from the command section, and use the command section to blow up your lying bastard with quantum torpedoes mixed in with huge amounts of phaser fire

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I was hoping you would try breaking the hull
Puppeteer ships are superconductors and thus create a stasis field when broken so the instant you try splitting the hull time stops for me and i escape with the hill

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

First off, the logic behind puppeteer ships are spotty at best --- Tohugh really, we are talking about spaceships here, so it doesnt really matter

I use my ships sensors to find you and your ship and transport the hill back onto my ship
Also, i claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use a pirate ship floating through space to crash into you (just go with me here) and use my stomach to inhale the hill, now it is in my lungs

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I telepor your unshielded fat body to my ships lower levels and after recompensating for the weight, claim both you and the hill, ans use cattle prods to make you dance for other peoples entertainment.

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