King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

I grab one of the cattle prods and hold you hostage while i demand the hill as payment for your release, then i commandeer the ship and send all of you off into space in uncontrollable escape pods with no space suits or thrusters directly at a Terraformed planet with no civilization

I claim the hill, and your ship

[agentaaa]

Little did you know the ship was rigged to silently set off a self destruct an hour after it being taken. i watch you explode in your commandeered ship as i set off the signal for my Prometheus class starship to pick me up. later, i laugh as i teleport the hill back onto my ship.

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

DAMMIT

Oh well, the puppeteers supply me with a general supply hull #3 this time, it is impervious to everything except for 2 kinds of attack which i probably shouldn't divulge and I shred your ship to pieces before you can react with ringworld class space whips attached to my ship
Then i steal the hill from space
This one has a teleporter dampener, and anti matter shields

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use a photon torpedo which simply destroys your hull with an matter/anti-matter explosion and disintegrates the hull

I claim the hill after rescuing it from the wreck that is your ship

[Angusm3]

ok well, I teleport the hill to my secret lair (you never said you had teleportation dampeners) and it is guarded be the entire Romulan armada and the defenses were designed by the vulcans

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

Arik realizes he has nothing, because energy shielding of most ships stops teleportation that is traditional in star trek, for the fact that it blocks a lock from being made. my shielding stops the teleportation unless it is done through other means. It is also noted that most ships have shields up most of the time anyway


Angusm3 tries again

[Angusm3]

Angusm3 uses those ringworld class stellar whips again and just rips apart your entire armada and homeworld

Then he teleports the hill to the previously mentioned facility

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I tell species 8472 you are with the borg


6 hours later i finally find the hill amidst the undpeakable wreckage, and defend it using a planet killer

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I tell species 8472 that you lied to them, they take you to fluidic space and leave the hill behind

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use my fleets new weaponry, using warheads with modified nanoprobes, to destroy any who attack. i then Take the hill back with an army of nerds paid with pocky

[Angusm3]

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'nuff said

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I give the nerds strawberry pocky, and they destroy your admittedly nicely made ship

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own
In my mind i stand proudly on the hill and with mental enhancements given to me by species 8472 I AM!

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

You underestimae the pure will of pocky enticed ners and they merge their consciousness into a tremendously powerful psychic force, defeating you

I claim the hill, and give out some pocky to nerds who totally deserve em

[Angusm3]

I steal your pocky and!
i eat them, and your emergency reserves of pocky

then i claim the hill because i bought all the pocky at the store and the nerds follow me

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I used my factory to manufacture strawberry pocky that looks like it came from japan, then give them katanas to fight by my side, not holding my pockly cartons for themselves. They steal the hill back, and immediately guard the factory for me

I. Claim. The. Hill

[Angusm3]

I throw ramen noodles in an ocean and all the nerds rush to save them, then i steal the hill while nobody is looking

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use my remaining 2 sticks of pocky to stab your eyes out, and kick you off the hill.

I claim the hill, and say so verbally to make sure you can understand.

[Angusm3]

I throw ramen noodle seasoning in your eyes and sparta kick you into a giant pit and throw cans of spam into the pit until it's full

i claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I eat my way through it, and after a bit of rest from the large meal, steal your lunch and put iocane powder in it.

I claim the hill after you fall to the ground twitching

[Angusm3]

i throw ipecac in your face and you instantly begin vomiting, while you are distracted i summon mr popo and tell him that you summoned him as a slave... he does not approve

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

Mr. Popo destroys you for daring to lie to him, particularly since he came here of his own power all along
Mr. Popo goes where he WANTS, biotch

[Angusm3]

you die in the blast and the entire planetoid we were on is destroyed, the hill, and us are now in hell

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use the cheese demons, referenced far earlier, to take back the hill, as they owe me a favor


I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

The cheese demons no longer owe you a favour and i get them to rip your head off and throw it as far as they can

I claim the hill

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