King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

I, once again obliterate the hill and THEN i split the atoms in the hadron collider, one by one until the hill never existed except for one atom which I consumed
Before you "Rip my stomach open to steal it"
you have to guess where i am


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

rather than "guess where you are" in a nearly infinite univers, particularly since im restricted ot one post per hill claiming, i simply activate the chip i put in your stomach, making your body come back to the planet the hill started. i then take a sword, plnge it into your stomach, take your torso, stand on it, and claim the hill. and also i have a pet gorilla.

[Angusm3]

I counter your pet gorilla with a pet GODZilla

and i reclaim my torso/hill

[agentaaa]

I counter your pet godzilla with a pet king kong

and claim your torso when king kong stops juggling it for fun.

[Angusm3]

I was never dead, that was my evil clone
you never really reclaimed the hill
also i went into an MRI machine so there arent any chips in me
and I'm in chetwynd secondary school
come and get me

I retain the hill

[agentaaa]

i use the dynamite to destroy the school, claim the torso from the wreckage, reclaim the hill, and run from the curruntly pursuing police.

[Angusm3]

too bad the atom was in my brain
i never said how i consumed it
good luck with those police

I retain the hill still

[agentaaa]

i use my one veto to suddenly regain a full hill, AND evade the police

i claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use some out-of-state police to knock you off the hill

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use my mod powers to ban the police, and use an ak47 to shoot you up

i claims the hill.

[Angusm3]

I use a Rocket Propelled Grenade and throw it at you

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

i use 2 rocket propelled grenades and throw them at you


i claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

I throw a tactical nuclear warhead at you and it explodes you off the hill

I claim the hill while wearing a radiation suit

[agentaaa]

I use a tank to take the hill, and am quite unaffected by the radiation, due to mods being naturally radioactive


i claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use an apache to blow up the tank

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use a mammoth tanks missiles to destroy the apache


i claim the hill

[destroyer101]

i use a heat seeking missile launcher to blow up the tank
i claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use napalm to incinerate all life on the hill

I claim the hill

[destroyer101]

i throw sand on the napalm and shoot you with an ak47
i claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use a riot shield and throw you off the hill

I claim the hill

[destroyer101]

i use an armor piercing sniper rifle and blast your head off
i claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I throw a grenade filled with sand, which blinds you, and shoot you between the eyes with an ak74

i claim the hill

[destroyer101]

i send a battalion of infantry to the hill, set up a perimeter, mow you down with machine gun fire and CLAIM THE HILL!!!!!!

[Nut_Column]

I turn the Hill into a valley, Take the valley and throw it into the sun, Make the sun go into supernova and turn into a black hole. Nobody claims the hill.

[Angusm3]

I disintegrate the hill and stick it in my pocket

I claim the hill

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