King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[Darkwing]

You can't coffee pot in halo, that's just retarded.

I still have the hill

[agentaaa]

this isn't Halo.


I STILL have the hill.

[Darkwing]

We both have the hill.

[Shemuel]

The hill has two peaks separated by a corry. The only connection between them is via a narrow arête. The first one to reach the other peak is the official King of the HillTM

[agentaaa]

I use true teleportation to literally bend space and appear on the other peak, with no time having elapsed between the teleportation's beginning and end


I have the hill.

[Darkwing]

I poop on the hill.

The hill is still Agent's

[agentaaa]

I fling the poop at DW in disgust while wearing rubber gloves



I suppose I still have the hill

[Darkwing]

DW watches as flies swarm around the hill.

Agent still has the hill

[agentaaa]

I get out a fly swatter, but the pesky little bastards evade me for the most part, and I only kill a few


I have the smelly hill.

[Darkwing]

Blood suddenly starts coming out of the hill.


I run.


Satan has the hill

[Nut_Column]

I kill satan and take over hell and the hill.




I have the Hill... and Hell...


Also, I clean the hill with fire.

[agentaaa]

I call god to kick yo a**, and give me the hill as reward for warning him of your fiendishness


I have the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I tell God what you did last summer, he kicks you out ed- I mean the hill.




I have the hill.

[agentaaa]

I tell god what you did last week, and he kicks you out. Later, I sneak in while wearing purple.

[Nut_Column]

I get a bull that charges at the colour purple and point it and a flashlight at scott.


I take the hill when he's dead

[agentaaa]

unfortunately, bulls are color blind, and he instead just attacks the person who set him free


I have the hill.

[Angusm3]

He doesn't die, while you're waiting you die and I take the hill from him through excessive pelvic thrusts

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

The FCC takes the hill from you due to the hill supposing to be PG

I claim the hill and make a straw house on the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I blow your hill down and burn the straw




I take the hill

[Angusm3]

I plot my revenge while building a massive jaffa cake slingshot that obliterates everything on the hill

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I Dodge. I then kill you by dodgin

I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

12 Dodge trucks suddenly run you over.



I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

A dodgeball hits you in the face and knocks you off the hill

I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

A very muscular black guy catches the ball before it touches the ground, and my teammate, a muscular white guy named Lazer, comes back on.


We all claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I call the KKK, and they kill the black guy and his sympathizer

(calling the KKK is shorthand for firing a chaotic spell of darkness which devours one's enemies.



I claim the hill

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