King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I tell the KKK that I am a very nice white guy and they leave.




I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I shoot you and eveyone else within my sight with a sniper rifle i then set up a bunch of sentry turrets to gaurd the hill.



I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I use an EMP, and use my invisibility device to kill you with a rusty hatchet....Thrown from 1200 yards away.



I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use an interdimensional time distortion device to make you think you are devlin,
agentaaa is confused!
agentaaa tries to use defend hill but...
he hurts himself in confusion

Angusm3 uses neck snap

It's super effective!

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use epic trick to come back to life, then cast time stop and use Icy rays, fire ball, and spider blast, and power word die to kill you




I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I bring everyone who has fought over the hill back to life and force you all to fight.

Whilst the fighting rages on. ...

I capture the hill.

[agentaaa]

I raise everyone who Hasn't fought for the hill to fight YOU



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[devilslayer]

I use shrukins, throwing knifes and tomahawks to kill everyone around


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[agentaaa]

I send soldiers with shuriken-proof, throwing knife-proof, and Tomahawk-proof armor to kill you with their pointy sticks.

I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I cut their pointy sticks with my sword and you were never resurected after i tomahwked you so...



I claimed the hill.

[agentaaa]

I come back as an undead sorcerer, and use a frying pan to kill you

"frying pan" here meaning "massive elemental spells of fire ice and lightning


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[devilslayer]

I get resurected by a necromancer he then makes you danse around (because necromancers can control undead) meanwhile

I capture the hill.

[agentaaa]

My mind is stronger than the necromancer's, I kill him and then beat you to death with your own left toe


I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I don't have a left toe i lost it in a fire


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[agentaaa]

And I found it years before, after the fire, and kept it to this day



I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I set you on fire with a molotov wait for you to become ashes i then scatteri the ashes.



I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I get better, than bash your head in with the "pound" key on my keyboard for added hilarity



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[devilslayer]

(How can you get better from ashes )

I luckily survived and wake up i then blow you to pieces with a minigun.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

(Good health and exercise)
I eat your minigun bullets and spit them back at you like watermelon seeds, killing you.



I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

They don't kill me because they are to much like watermelon seeds i jump in a tank and park it on top of you so you are dead and stuck under a tank



I claimed the hill.

[agentaaa]

I use my steroid strength to crush you, crinkling your tank like a tin can




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[devilslayer]

Okay you try to eat the steroids but you have a hole in your chest you can't digest anything so the steroids are ineffective


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I already ate the steroids. don't RP for me.

For godmoding, I kill you with my admin powers



I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

(Not godmoding just pointing out the truth your stomach would be destroyed from eating minigun bullets being undead and being turned into ashes then getting better)

I become jesus and come back to life i turn you human again so you are no longer undead then call in my dragons to eat you.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I become raptor jesus and summon Velociraptors to eat you...stealthily. You manage to say "clever girl" before you are devoured.



I claim the hill

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