King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[Quantum Rain]

Somewhere along the lines, the universe explodes because time, space, and everything in between is sooo tangled up now...

From this chaos, I exist still, due to supreme adminship, and recreate the forum once more, and its members in my image, so that they may moderate my garden world and worship ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE POWER! ABSOLLUUUUTTTEEE PPPOOOOWWWEEERRR!!!!

*Ahem* Anyway, I recreate and claim the hill.

[The Nameless Sith Lord]

I am the first to resist the brainwashing and rally the forces against Rain. Using my natural charisma, I form an army of hoe-wielding gardeners, and Rain is eventually deposed from the hill in a massive battle.

I claim the hill, and slaughter the gardeners so they cannot rebel.

[agentaaa]

Unfortunately, it turns out I was not a part of the gardening army, due to being TERRIBLE using a hoe, but a little later on, I found out I was EXCELLENT with a claymore sword. as I look around, I find a little sword which has the words "frostmourne" on the side of it, and I pick it up. Then I go "meh, totally not right for me" and I grab a sword with the name "sheepfluffer" instead. Empowered by sheepfluffer, I move with blinding speed towards nameless sith lord, and use my wool magic to create fluff in his throat. as he chokes on the wool, I take him out with a magically enhanced swing of my new blade, and nameless is converted into a bunch of cotton candy, which I give to some poor homeless orphans, who eat it up. It's nice to be nice, I found. Then, I use my sheepfluffer's abilities to create a wall of ultradense wool that could knock back a speeding star destroyer, and make an army of goats, sheeps, and a few rams to guard my fortress. also, the sheep have laser eyes now. Pretty sweet, am I right?

I claim the hill

[The Nameless Sith Lord]

tl;dr


I troll agentaaa, and God finds it funny enough to grant me the divine right to own the hill.

I overrule Agentaaas claim to the hill, and claim it myself.

[agentaaa]

I give god sheepfluffer in exchange for freedom, and then I Set up a direct link between your mind and youtube comment threads. The insane babble drives you mad in less than a minute. I claim the hill, and kick your foaming comatose body down the hill at Nemesis.

[devilslayer]

I return to the story i had left and found it slightly different, instead of dead and mutilated bodies of us nerds( no offence but we are) i find slaughtered gardeners and their hot hoes(seriosly i got a third degree burn from one) i learn from a half dead gardener that kenpachi is trapped in hell i am so glad i release my true form(no one can defeat me in my true form now that kenpachi is gone) i resurect the gardeners and turn them into amazing warriors they then help me to rebel against agent we mutilate his face i then laugh at nemesis who is stuck under the body of sith lord i gouge his eyes out and give them back to the poor creatures he stole them from, i don't find being nice as fun as it was described to me so i slaughter them all.

Anyways enough babbling i claim the hill, and rights to the movie the fly.

[The Nameless Sith Lord]

While Youtube comment threads are bad, I had seen even worse: the idiotic semantically bickering passed off for 'comments' posted to politcal news articles on Msnbc.com. My sanity remains intact.

I claim another, lesser known hill.

[agentaaa]

the funny part is, is that Kenpachi can never be "trapped" anywhere, and he simply walked out, because seriously, who's gonna stop him. he then saw you on the hill and killed you, using me as a weapon. he then gave my half-dead corpse ownership of the hill as thanks. I then stand on the hill, and throw apples at nameless and his stupid hill.



I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I poison the apples and then agent and nameless get hungry and go to eat the apples they both take a bite and fall over dead I walk over and say "good old cyanide."


I claim both hills.

[agentaaa]

little did you know that I am immune to cyanide, and merely decided to take a random nap. I wake up a bit later, and shake a broom in my hand, saying "You kids get off my lawn!". With a cry of "oh [censored], my mom'll be so ticked off if she hears about this." Devil runs away.

I claim both hills.

[The Nameless Sith Lord]

One of the hills collapses on itself, leaving only one hill to claim.

[Angusm3]

then forty hills sprout up from the ground, leaving 41 hills to be claimed

I claim THREE : D

[agentaaa]

I look at the remaining hills and take 69 of them. How? Because. your face is stupid. that's how.


I claim 69 hills

[devilslayer]

I destroy the hills you guys have claimed leaving only 1 I call in an army of land sharks which I have trained to fight for me they attack and kill the lot of you


I claim the hill and a pet land shark.

[agentaaa]

I defeat your land sharks with an army of land megalodons. That's all(what, you expecting a three paragraph post EVERY time?)


I claim the hill

[NemesisQ]

Agent stands at the summit of the hill, but little did he know, I brought to life a giant saber tooth tiger, the tiger eat up all the sharks and knock you down from the hill.



I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

little do you know, I actually tend to get along quite well with giant saber tooth tiger's, and end up playing a game of fetch with him that leads to him coming home with me. I spend a lot of time with my new family pet, and we end up with all sorts of zany situations, from the few times I ever had to give "toothy" a bath to the great hot dog cart chase. One day, the saber tooth cat gets sick, and I spend months by his side, nursing him and doing all I can to help him get better. it turns out there's fluid in his lungs, and the prescription just isn't doing enough. Finally, at the age of 15, we put the poor thing down. He dies in my arms, and I cry for hours and hours afterwards.
Eventually, though, I get over it, and stab your eyes out with a spear, and claim the hill.
But Toothy will always be a part of my life now.

[Angusm3]

The earth begins to shake beneath your saber-toothed-tiger-loving feet and a massive obsidian spike explodes through the ground, 100 kilometers into the sky. The obelisk is nearly impossible to climb but I gather a team of adventurers and we call ourselves the Obsidianaut Legion. We begin ascending the massive erection and find that it is covered with evil giant spiders and explodey green things. I lost 3 of my men by the time I got to the top, luckily I was able to haul a few gravestones up due to my forethought of their inevitable deaths. At the peak there is a ten metre wide plateau where I place all 3 gravestones. Then I try to plant a flag-banner into the ground that says:

The Hill
Conquered by
Obsidianaut Angus

Unfortunately, obsidian is extremely tough and the sharp point on the bottom of the banner just bounces off the rock. I decide to wander off into the wasteland to find some duct tape and silly putty, or perhaps some good ole clay to make a foundation for the post, leaving the remains of the Obsidianauts behind to guard the hill. Their names are Crusherer, Killerer, Murdererer, and "I'm-gonna-rip-your-throat-out-er". Together they make up the elite of my small army.

[agentaaa]

After getting better, and after laughing at the fact you said "massive erection" , I tell my giant spiders and green exploding people to "back off for now" before going into the desert. After taking several sand "blocks" and using my powers to keep them in the air, I then dig down to the water. upon doing so, I then set an elaborate trap. as you come round, I break one block which supports all the sand blocks, and the ground you stand on suddenly breaks, leaving you below the water line. you start to become unable to breather, but what truly terrifies you is the bedrock blocks that begin falling towards you, sealing your doom. you only have enough time to curse your fate before they crush you to death...


Oh, and I claimed the hill, and gained a pet chicken.

[Angusm3]

in the next post describe how you obliterate the remaining obsidianauts

Anyway, while standing on top of the obsidian tower you suddenly realize that you accidentally loaded the 404 seed into it while suspending the sand in midair for the trap you made for me. The floor collapses beneath you and you fall into lava. several green things blow up and you die, not damaging the tower due to the fact that TnT does not effect obsidian.

I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I take a helicopter over to the hill the force of the wind from the helicopter pushes you slightly you slip and fall of the edge, but you grab on to the ledge i walk over and crush your hands and you drop to your gruesome death at the bottom i laugh because it look like you are masturbating from my perspective, i drop a grenade on your body for fun. Then I go to my business and buy stocks and a cheeseburger, i then go to the store and buy lottery tickets and omg i won 5.6 million dollars i rub it in your faces.



Oh and the hill is eternally mine because...

I claim the hill and an army of cheeseburgers.(sry about spellings errors this post is from my cell phone making it very rough around the edges, if you catch my drift.).

[Angusm3]

The obsidianauts rise from the ground and I'm-gonna-rip-your-throat-out-er rips your throat out

My squad claims the hill

[agentaaa]

I glare at the obsidianauts, as I say "Stop me from getting the hill? Well then, fine, I won't tell you then.
"Tell us what?" One of them asks
"Heh heh...about the poison you just drank!" I reply, laughing.
They then all fall dead from the poison they just drank.
I then incinerate their corpses with an aperture science incinerator, and put a bunny on the hill to signify I have claimed it.

I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I curb stomp the bunny and throw they remaining corpse off of the hill.


I claim the hill.

[Wynn]

I claim the hill because I call (first) dibs.

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