King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I use Bugkiller spray!


I claim the hair!

[agentaaa]

I use nuclear winter!

It's super effective!

I claim the hill!

[Nut_Column]

I use Rain Dance!

I regain HP because I'm Plant Type. (I don't play Pokemon)

[agentaaa]

I use slap you in the face, because rain dance does not do that. I then knock out all your hp with the "nerd rage" attack.

I don't have to claim the hill, because I still own it.

[Nut_Column]

No you don't.


I claim the hill

[NemesisQ]

The hill use to be a monstrous volcano, it erupts violently, causing a natural catastrophe and flaring you to ashes. I put on my anti-sun suit and...



Claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

Luckily, I am lava-proof. I shoot your Suit and you explode.


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

no you don't.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

Yes I do, and Your "little" cat too!

I claim the hill

[NemesisQ]

I have a official contract to own the hill, it was signed by Mother Nature.



I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

My cat is offended by you sassing her weight, and goes on a killing rampage, crushing both you and NemesisQ with her bulk.


I claim my hill... and pet my cat so she calms down.("Oh's a good kitty! Oh's a cute li'l kitty!" I say to her as she purrs.)

[Nut_Column]

"Little" did your "Small" cat know that I was waiting for a HUGE amount of time for her to attack, so I could backstab her with the "Your eternal Reward" letting me assume her GARGANTUAN form without you knowing, and once you let your guard down, I kill you, taking your form.

I don't have to claim the hill because I am you.

[agentaaa]

You absorbed my cat's form, and added further mass to it. You died of a heart attack. and fallen arches. and diabetes. all of them just hit their deathblows at the same time, it seems.


My spirit comes back, forms itself a new body, and claims the hill.

[Nut_Column]

No... I didn't absorb your cat's form, I disguised myself as your cat. Quite well I would add. But whatever...


I throw 10 ninja stars at you!

I claim the hill

[NemesisQ]

Mother Nature was enraged by Agent and column for disrespecting her presence, she strike lightning at both of you.

I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I am zeus, mother nature kills you, and your contract, like I commanded.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I realize that Devil has posted a lie, and inform the authorities. They notice that it is on an RP forum and disregard it. I then Inform them of who Devil is and they immediately arrest and beat him. He wakes up to a beating, and goes to sleep while being beaten. Eventually the guards get tired of beating him and leave him in his cell without food. Forever. The cell is actually Plastered over and Concrete is put over it. Also, I kill Agent and Nemesis in a very unpleasant way.


TL;DR: Everyone but me dies and I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

Unfortunately, your way turned out to be rather pleasant to me, thus negating the death. I Nom you to death.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I reject your reality and substitute my own! You die in my reality.


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I sublimate your reality with my own reality, and make it so you enjoy this reality too much to reject it, via sexy ladies who show interest in you.
Then I kill you in your own house via a bullet to the head somehow, despite the door being locked and no window being open.


I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I snipe you without leaving a bullet hole in your brain, or anything for that matter, you die.


i claim the hill and a sn1per r1fle.

[agentaaa]

I was the sn1per rifle in disguise. I vomit bees on you and they sting you to death.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I watch as all the bees turn on you, as was my plan in the beginning... muahahahha... MUAhahhahaha! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahAHAHAHAHAHHAhahahahahHAHAHAHahahahahhaaa!!!!!!


I claim the MUAHAHAHAHHAHILL!

[agentaaa]

I vomit wasps on the bees to counteract the bees.


i then beat you to death with a box of unused tampns.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

The Tampons suck up all my blood... Ew... and I reform, meatboy-like and jump on you until you stop moving.

I claim the hill, and I also go back into my body.

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