King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

unfortunately for you, killing me also released all the other dangerous insects in my body. You get swarmed and die from 812 different species of swarm insects stinging you, biting you, and doing other painful and unpleasant things.
i claim the hill, and eat my old corpse as an afterthought.

[Nut_Column]

Unfortunately for you, this just finished a series of VERY Specific Prerequisites for my rebirth as the Ruler of the Universe. I now have control over everything, ever, including your thoughts, movements and Feelings. I *censored censored censored censored censored* With your * censored censored censored censored* Until *censored censored censored* And once that's done I * censored censored censored censored censored censored* Together, and start * censored censored censored censored censored censored*


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

little did YOU know, this finished a very specific set of prerequisites for ME to steal your body after your rebirth as ruler of the universe, and your powers by extension. I CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED .
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Censored censored claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

You collapse and die under the sheer weight of all your CENSORED's


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

...censored.


I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

*censored* me? *censored* ME? NO! *censored* YOU!!


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I censo- C-C-C-combo breaker!


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I already made that joke, and I Sue you for... I dunno, something really silly, but I win and take all your money, possessions and Your Parent's things.

I give them all to charity because I'm a nice guy!

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

that charity was burnt down by a certain warlock on claims that "That charity attacked ME! It was self defense!".
I then took my stuff back and buried you under it via a loading van.

I claim the hill.
also, you now count as part of my stuff.

[Nut_Column]

I do not! You're lying! You Get arrested!


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

Nu-uh. You get arrested, and then an elephant takes a poo on you!



I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

Elephant Poo is extremely clean, and I use it to make a bomb, which I use to blow you up.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I use my superspeed to turn the poo bomb into poo paper, beginning an industry.
I use my money to kill you, via stuffing wads of cash down your throat.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I use the money to buy more guns than you, and fire them Sentry gun style at you.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I block them because Screw the rules, I have money! and then kill you because screw the rules, I have green hair! I then claim the hill because do you notice all the "screw the rules" quotes all involve green somehow?

[Nut_Column]

That's because Green is the greatest colour ever.

Whilst you contemplate this, I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

My contemplation ends.
I kill you with my army of reanimated toenails.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I get out my Toenail clippers of Doom, and they all run away, crushing you in the process.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I counter with my fingernails of destiny!


I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I chop off your hands and the claw your eyes out with them.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

Unfortunately, I enchanted Agents hands like Monkey Paws, and your wish of having his eyes clawed out is granted, however, your eyes are clawed out too.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I need no eyes, and use my now severed eyes to gross you out, before hitting you with a vial of monkey urine. You run away to go get cleaned up, due to the urine staining your pants in a way suggested you lost control of your bladder.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

Due to you disregarding my post, I kill you in a way that suits the current situation.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

Due to you not dying in my last post, I hit you with a dose of DOUBLE DEATH n this one, by way of a fireworks box appearing in your stomach before they all light somehow....


I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

Nut_Column survives and turns into a giant death robot, he then destroys you with rockets and plasma discs, Then havoc blows him up in a blaze of hellfire and brimstone.

I claim the hill

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