King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I use battle shout and you both run away and I take the hill to my secret batcave guarded by the batman and ALFRED THE AWESOME BUTLER, game, set and match.

I claim the hill and 7 stones that grant me wishes.

[Nut_Column]

Since the hill is an immovable object, and the batman is an unstoppable force, they can't both exist in the same place. The hill is replaced where it belongs, and you are painted to look like the joker. Also, your butler leaves you and follows my commands when he realizes how much more money I have than you. I order him to blow up your Batcave. Agent dies too for some reason.


I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I escape in the batmobile at the last second and drive towards the hill, I get there and hit a bump... that bump is your now dead body(corpse).

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

For being too subtle, the Subtlety Committee Police Force comes and takes you away for "Questioning." The SCPF does not take Subtlety Lightly.

[Angusm3]

I use my awesome penguin ninja skills to slap you into a pool of icy water that I had strategically placed on the hill several days earlier.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I turn into a killer whale, jump out of the pool of icy water, and using my MIGHTY KILLER WHALE JAWS, I eat you. Then, I turn back into a human, regurgitate you, and slap you into said Icy pool.
I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I jump out of the pool unscathed and shout BOO you are startled for a second and I use that to cut off your head with a boomerang equipped with blades.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I use the confusion caused by everyone posting at once to blow everyone up.


I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

i dodge, my dodge is so awesome YOU blow up.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I dodge, and also everyone else dies, but it's unrelated. There's a reason I dodged, after all.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I parry, and since you can't handle someone else parrying, you die.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I thunder block you, electrocute death to, encounter at-will not, this is how Johnson sounds when he posts



I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

Not too long from now johnson wins me a bet and I become the wealthiest person in the world after investing the toonie I won in the stock market to make quadrillions

I buy the hill

[agentaaa]

I use some special tools to convince people the house is haunted, therefore lowering the value, and buy the hill back with all the money I got from human trafficking... I mean.... Working at radio shack... yes.


I buy the hill.

[devilslayer]

i destroy the house on the hill with a bomb, surprisingly the hill survived, both of you put all your money into that house you are both now bankrupt.

I claim the hill and a tax refund.

[Angusm3]

I use the infinity dollar bill that I kept in my boot the whole time and buy back the hill with 0.0-repeating-1% of it

[devilslayer]

I kill you with a rusty piece of rust, I then get put on trial for murder i get found guilty and get sentenced to 100000000 years in prison but i tell the judge, I did it because if i didn't then the future would become a barren wasteland... he believed me and let me go free without even a warning.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

Yeah? Well I stole your Face!


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

yeah? Well I stole your JOKE!


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

Yeah? Well I sue you!


I Claim the Hill and Copyright it, Trademark it, and put a sign saying "Nutty's" on it.

[devilslayer]

i have a court order to remove the land from you and remove your trademark and copyright, I then give you an eviction notice saying you didn't pay your rent (the reason you didn't pay your rent was it was too high.).

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I eat you.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I Eat you too! And I puff up and become covered in spikes so that somebody else can't eat me.



I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I grow immune to spikes, and all manor of pointy objects, I eat you.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

You can't eat me, you're inside Agent who is inside me. You can't just ignore that.


I claim the hill

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