King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

I've got a mouth of titanium and an esophagus and stomach and duodenum and intestines and rectum also made of titanium, then I eat you.

I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I scrape the Mucus lining out of your stomach and, due to having Metal Insides, your stomach acid eats a hole through it and I pop out of that hole.



I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I'm not the healthiest thing to eat, and you all die of several diseases I picked up due to quite afew unhealthy practices of mine, such as the "3 hour rule" and the "wash hands every 10th trip to the washroom" rule.

[Nut_Column]

I have a mutation that lets me take any disease and make it into a biological weapon. I use that power against everyone in the vicinity. Including you, random reader. You are now infected with Zombie Squirrel Chipmunk Cancer Aids.


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I have a mutation that lets me claim the hill whenever I post in this thread


I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I hide in shadow and kill column(how ironic.) I then proceed to get agent to leave the hill using methods I am not allowed to express online.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I have an inclination to kill Devil every time I post in this thread. Also, an obligation to kill Agent. I do both of those things.



I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I team up with Nut_Column and set up a fort with m60 machine gun mounts and lots of juggernaut soldiers to man them, and lots of grenade launcher turrets too, also my base is explosion proof, underground mining proof, above ground mining proof, political takeover proof, real estate market proof, safety inspector proof, and anyone seen approaching will be annihilated that isn't Nut_Column, also It's nut_column disguise proof, and they can't shoot me either, and it's clone proof as well, and it's hacker proof and it has gravity shields that literally repel any attack or person that tries to attack

*it's also obvious flaw proof
on my half of the hill to repel anyone else from trying to take it from us

I claim half of the hill

[devilslayer]

I use magic and technology to open a worm hole straight into the fort I kill angus with laser eyes then beat column to death with angus' corpse I then proceed to have the soldiers take down the fort and dig litteraly their own graves where they bury each other alive,I have to bury the last one unfortunately, they all die.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

little did you know that last soldier that you have to bury was you all along!!!!



I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

That post made no sense so I beat agent to death with his own arm while yelling "STOP HITTING YOURSELF".

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

little did you know that it makes sense as soon as you stop binding yourself with linear concepts of time and space, so instead of beating me to death with my own arm, it turns out that you killed your father. I then kill you from behind with a gigantic wooden hammer that crushes you like an insect. I also do it one armed, because the "taking my own arm" Part was true. Can I have that back now?


I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I take Agent's arm and hand it back to him, I then shore up my side of the fort, that Devil didn't take down for some reason, and rebuild Angus's side. I can do this because YOU KILLED ME AND I WENT TO HELL AND I TOOK OVER AND NOW I OWN HELL AND I FORCE MY WILL UPON ALL WHO OPPOSE ME INCLUDING DEVIL AND AGENT AND PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIEK CAPS LOCK. I leave Angus alone and let him betray me.

I claim the hill in Angus' name.

[devilslayer]

I fly over and jump into the fort usin a helisopter and a trained pilot,I kill column's men and then I have an amazing sword fighting battle with column which I inevitably LOSE but I manage to survive and bombard column with molotov cocktails, I then take down the fort(all of it) muttering something about how hard these things are to build and destroy, and also how I could hire my own forces and keep the fort up.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

But you see, none of that happened. You are dead. The defenses shot you, killed you, and you are a corpse. You didn't say anything about disabling or avoiding them. You can't just ignore them, that's not fair. Also, Molotov cocktails don't really do anything if I'm already dead, and the Lord of Darkness himself, do they? Gosh you're stoopid.


I still have the hill. :Þ

[devilslayer]

but you see I dodges the defenses and then dismantled them after I killed you, You are dead.

I still have the hill.

[Nut_Column]

(You're missing the point, you never said anything about them, therefore you didn't "dodge them")

*Ahem* Yes. I am dead. You are also in hell, I forgot to mention that. In my post. I also stole all the candy in the world and filled a pit with it, then I put you in the pit next to it. Agent is in the candy pit, just for irony's sake. Pit pit pit pit pit.

[ToaKaita47]

I return from the dead. Defenses are irrelevant as I have a giant mothership hovering over everyone and everything. I give the order to fire and with pinpoint accuracy eliminate everyone and everything on the hill. I also have temporal shields rendering me impervious to time attacks and directed energy weapon attacks.

I claim teh hill!!!!

[Nut_Column]

(You see devil? That's how you do it, find a way to controvert and or nullify my defenses and/or previous posts, not just pretend they don't exist. Silly...)


I throw the cheese at you, and your ship explodes somehow.


I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I am not in hell, I am in a candy pit also I am christian I would go to heaven and leave you all in hell, also I eat a ton of candy and become a super sayain I run at you and you try to be awesome so you crack your neck then scream "OOOWWW MY NECK!!" a meter pops up beside you saying "column owned count 1" you die from being too much like Krillin.

I claim the hill.

[ToaKaita47]

I use a potato cannon, negating the effects of the candy pit and smothering you all with stale potatoes. Then using a potato slicer and dicer slavaged from my mothership, turn the potatoes into stale potato chips.

I claim the real hill and the potato hill under which you both are buried!

[Nut_Column]

In case you didn't realize, I'm already dead. You can't smother me silly. But I can smother you... with lava... which I dump on your head. And since Devil is still seeming to ignore my posts, He's dead now.


I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

I make you dear with deadening magic so that nobody can kill you even more, then I slap everyone else with this link and they all die

[Nut_Column]

Yeah! Now I'm a dear! And nobody can Kill me! This is awesome! Also, you didn't claim the hill.


I claim the hill.

"Use caution – One does not simply walk into Mordor."

[devilslayer]

I dodge all moves to attack me and I destroy everything trying to attack me in an awesome manor.

I claim the hill.

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