King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

little did you know, you accidentally swapped keyboard languages by doing that, and now you're using canadian french, messing up alll your keyboard buttons. The worst part is, you can't fix it, it's stuck like that forever!


I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

(That was a Magika Reference, which you missed, and that's why your response didn't make sense.)

I sick Jack Bauer on you. He is awesome and doesn't afraid of anything.
(Also, It takes you 24 weeks just to watch what Jack Bauer does in a single day.)

[agentaaa]

too bad.

I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I roll'd a natural 20 against your Critical Fail 1, You trip, fall into a pit, the pit is filled with concrete, the concrete is covered with tarmac, and there is now a Highway right beside the hill.


I claim the hill, and the Highway. I demand tolls...

[Angusm3]

I drive over you with my flying boat that is powered by a wooden horse.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I turn you into a popular youtube channel. You are overrun by troll comments.


I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I use an army of subscribers to destroy everything on the hill using nothing but BAD GRAMMAR AND SPELLING.

I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I flag all your videos and youtube takes them down without question. You become so depressed, you give me the hill.


I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

Youtube reviews my videos, years later and they are put back up. By now they have achieved cult classic and one hit wonder statuses. My army is worse than ever and you explode as a result of their bad grammar.

I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

Your fans reach the bad grammar Event Horizon, and the entire Internet is sucked into a black Hole. And you fall down a well. And the man with the really long arms is tickling a midget out of a tree.


I claim the hill.

[devilwriter]

I come in and say "I AM BACK BABY" and spray bullets from a minigun into everyone on and/or around the hill.

I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

Several devilslayer slayers appear around the hill, and in a uniform fashion begin to advance on you. Before you can react (to their extremely slow movements) they open fire FROM THEIR MOUTHS and you explode

[devilwriter]

but you see I survive for I am not devilslayer I am devilwriter therefore they don't kill me, and either way you didn't claim the hill so I still win.

I claim the hill AGAIN.

[Nut_Column]

I use my L33T H4X0R SK11LZ To light you on fire.


I claim the hill.

[devilwriter]

I use my mod powers to ban you.

I claim my rightful spot on the hill.

[agentaaa]

I use my actual mod powers to claim the hill, and take away your fake ones, you liar, you.
I claim the hill

[devilwriter]

I destroy your mod powers with a cheese sword, you run away crying then realize I can't freaking do that But by then...

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I crush you with the far superior cheese BLADE I keep in my sig for quick drawing, and crush your nostrils inwards. You get on a "I am Voldemort" Delusion, and die trying to kill someone with avada Kedavra. The person in question was a U.S Marine with short black hair and spellotaped glasses

I claim the hill. And the only cheese blade in existence.

[devilwriter]

I come back using one of my magic trinkets and I challenge you to a rap battle... to the death, I win with my superior knowledge of rap battle, you die and...

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I dodge, using for great victory.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I rolled two 20's on my dodge. I dodge so well, that you turn your head to watch, and I dodge SO FAST you decapitate yourself.
I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I pickpocket the hill. From under your feet. Without you noticing. Speaking in short sentences. I enjoy it alot.


I claim the. Hill.

[agentaaa]

I parry.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

It wasn't even an Attack, you can't parry.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

it was an attack on my wealth
I claim the hill

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