King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

Brimstone? From hell? Meaning there's a portal? Which I travel through? I TAKE OVER HELL! I KILL YOU ALL! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Also, since I have no body to be shoved into, you all suck! :Þ

I claim the thoroughly blackened Hill

[Angusm3]

I use my fully augmented arms to punch you repeatedly until you fall over, then I do a lethal takedown.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use the opportunity to absorb Column's powers, before absorbing your own. I then kill you both, before checking myself in for a check-up at the nearest clinic when I realized I just performed unprotected power absorption.



I then go and claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

You get a PTD, and you die. I come back as death itself and claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

I come back as jensen himself, now even more augmented and I have stronger arms. Since no part of me is organic anymore your touch has no effect, I pass through you and then turn my sword on, slaughtering you instantly and making me into Deus Death X.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use a techno-organic virus to manipulate your mechanical parts via turning you into one of the phalanx from marvel comics. I then vaporize you by installing nortons, which promptly notes several vital system processes as viruses and ends up destroying your software.

[devilslayer]

Little did you know the last time i captured the hill i placed c4 in it. Boom you ezplode.




I claim the hill(which suprisingly didn't blow up).

[Nut_Column]

Due to you misspelling "Explode" (Honestly... how do you not see that?) The ghost of the English Language comes and... I'd rather not describe... Suffice to say, you don't live through the ordeal. Also, I shoot Agent.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I eat the bullet, and vomit it back at you to kill you, mixed with actual vomit. You die and now have a stink that won`t comeo ut no matter how much you scrub.



I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I take the stench and put it directly in your nostrils, and you kill yourself trying to get the smell away. (There once was an Agent who Snorted some salt. He snorted the salt to get rid of the stink. "I can never get rid of this wretched old stink, Perhaps" He'll think.)

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I counter the stench by making you smell even WORSE!!!
I can't describe how awful it is, but let's say it's worse than both world wars, a divorce, living in a dictator nation, malnutrition, cancer, and head-lice, if they were all combined and turned to pure bad. That's how bad you smell. I can't even describe how you die as a result, it's just so.... Just so bad!



I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I kill you from my apparent badness, and I respawn sooner than you because I died first, and it was technically a suicide for you.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I use my "revive skill" as my cooldwon has run oujt, and revive earlier than usual. I then kill you by eating your internetz.



I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

Little did you know, I was offline at the time, and I come back and delete you.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

little did you know, I keep backups in the .recov folder, and I come back and throw viagrap ills at you until you asplode for unrelated reasons


I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I only exploded so that you would think I was dead, and I reform behind you. I Ask you what Viagrap ills are and you run away crying in shame at your poor grammar and Punctuation skills.


I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I walk up and you implode, there is nothing left for to reform from.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

one can ALWAYS reform, no matter what they did in life! I resurrect Nutty with those inspirational words, and he kills you. then I teleport both you and him into deep space


I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I MacGuyver Devil into a rocket, and Rocket back to earth, right onto you. I also do a really cool backflip while holding a flag, and I land while simultaneously planting the flag into the hill. A memorial is made in my honour, just for that one moment.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

my body turns into a giant lobster. Thatl obster then kills you with his pincers.


I claim the hill(I'm the lobster)

[Nut_Column]

I boil you and have a delightful Lobster Bisque!


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

dnununununununununununu Ghost lobster!
Ghost lobster!
Ghost lobster! Ghoooost looobster!


I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

Oh yeah? Well GHOSTBUSTERS!

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

GHOST NAPPA!

I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I press "EDFFF" on my keyboard and then shift+click

I claim the hill

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