King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

i create an illusion of thousands of zombies heading your way, you piss yourself and run off.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

luckily, due to all the healing items, I stay alive, due to this being one of the games where zombies can in fact be healed.
I eat you with my feet.

I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I shoot a lever right next to you it drops an anvil on a button the button force a hole to appear under a gun that gun falls through a blue portal and come out an orange portal the gun falls in your hand, then explodes.


i claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I eat you with my Toenails.


I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

Luckily, I survive being eaten by your feet... Ew... I then kill you from the inside out, starting with your legs so you can't run, then your arms so you can't fight, then your spine so you can't heal. Then I simply leave, come back with a poisoned knife, and stab you in the eye with it.

[agentaaa]

I dodge.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I anticipate your dodge and you fall into the pit I dug. I drop the poisoned Knife in after you and Cover the hole with a 12 inch steel plate.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I dodge that too



I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I keep making pits appear until your BONK! wears off.

I claim the hill

[NemesisQ]

Wrong, you did not claim the right hill, you only claimed the hill you made by creating so much pits.


I claim the rightful hill.

[Nut_Column]

Seeing as there's only one hill, you are arrested for lying and you spend the rest of your life in jail. Remember kids, don't lie, It's a crime!


I claim the ONE AND ONLY Hill

[devilslayer]

I show the police your sig, they confirm that you are in fact not a potato, therefore it was a lie, and they throw you in jail.


I claim the hill, and a slogan for my new product.

[Nut_Column]

I never claimed I was a potato, therefore you are the liar!

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I dodged my "BONK!" Wearing off and broke your back at SUPA-SPEED!!!!


I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

(fyi, Bonk is This.)

I AVOID!

I Claim the hill.

[NemesisQ]

You avoid only to get hit by a truck while your in mid air.



I claim the hill as result of your death.

[agentaaa]

I parry


I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I thrust.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I block


I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I stab.


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I counter.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I box.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I bob and weave.


I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I dodge, duck, dip, dive and STAB YOU THROUGH THE HEART!


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

yeah, well, I float like a butterfly and sting like a NUCLEAR ARMS!

I claim the hill.

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