King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I kill you with all sorts of awesome moves that would take up one full page of king of the hill so lets just leave it here with I kill you awesomely.


I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

Murdererer decides he doesn't like being incinerated so he murderers you with an obsidian dagger that sets you ablazing.

Then he kicks you off the hill and says "i never really was on your side..."

Murdererer claims the hill

[devilslayer]

My pilot who was still alive in my helicopter gets out and spartan kicks murder off of the hill.


my pilot claims the hill.

[Angusm3]

Killer rips his face right off and then stabs him through the nuts, then he kicks him off the cliff.

Killer claims the hill

[devilslayer]

ooc weren't these guys killed by poison then incinerated?

I take an elevator carved in the obsidian, I come up behind you and attack you with a rabid bear, wolf, eagle, ork, creature thing, etc it kills you.


I claim the hill and an odd looking pet.

[agentaaa]

I pull out a gem, purple in color, and it begins to float in the air as I let go of it. I come down to one knee as I watch a few magical symbols appear on the ground, before a portal of darkness appears. I temporarily disappear, as expected, and you see a stranger with a black cloak take my place. the stranger puts out his hand, and a spear appears, seemingly out of nowhere, in his hand. his energy goes up, pushing everyone back with gale force winds, and revealing his true form, a skeletal corpse, yet you can tell he is more than any ordinary undead. His spear, and indeed his eyes, begin to glow purple with energy, and he laughs, a chilling laugh that seems to suck the energy out of the room, taking away happiness, and dimming all light. He stabs his spear, glowing with energy, into the ground, and you see a brilliant purple beam of darkness come out of the ground below you. It's the last thing you ever see, as you and your odd pet instantly, in an explosion of great power


I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

global warming occurs its amazingly hot in 8 hours all the ice in the world is melted, we "nerds" on this forum are so magical we survive but the hill is under water because the world has flooded the skeleton man is swimming there on the hill when he realizes his powers don't work underwater he then gets eaten by a shark, I swim there with an air tank and a breathing helmet.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I has put H2S in your breathing tank prior to you going in there. you die alone. Then, the rescue squad saves the day with the help of their dolphin. Everybody's safe forever, and the water's all back where it's supposed to be. Anyways, I claim the hill, and leave people with sharp sticks around to guard it.

[devilslayer]

I snap there sharp sticks and stab the with the pieces I snapped off I the snap one of them in half and stab you with his body.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I dodged your attacks, and then hit you with holy light. as an evil creature filled with darkness, you are dissolved instantly by it's holy embrace.


I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I summon an army of chickens and charge into battle unfortunately they are to stupid so I kill them all and make an amazing chicken bone sword, I sharpen it the I use its magical powers to open a portal underneath you I then stab through the portal stabbing straight through to you head you disintegrate and I eat the dust you leave behind.


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I give weegee an invitation to your hill. After weegee and the new weegee leave, I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I use my chris angel mind freak powers to blow your mind, literally.


I claim the hill.

[Wynn]

I skydive out of a plane and land on you, killing you. I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

Little did you know, I was the pilot, and make the plane crash directly into you, having jumped out beforehand and landing on Angus with the Mantreads, just 'cause he knows what would happen to him.

I claim the hill

[Wynn]

I used a pheonix down before i jumped just in case i missed, resurect and stab you with a hidden blade while your back is turned. I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

(Phoenix downs don't work like that... but whatever, I don't judge )

I had a razorback equipped and I kill you with my Half Zoitochi, restoring me to full health, while your knife cools down.

I claim the hill.

(Wait... were you talking "Hidden Blade" a la Assassin's Creed? Ohsnapmisinterpretations!)

[Wynn]

*I activate "Maximum Armor" mode on my nanosuit before you hit me, then switch to "maximum strength", pick you up, and hurl you away. I claim the hill.



(yes an assassins creed hidden blade, and i was using crisis core logic with the pheonix down)

[Nut_Column]

(Ah, I've not played Crisis)

As I travel through the air, I set down my level 3 sentry, and use my wrangler to fire directly at you. When I land, I set my Teleporter Entrance and teleport instantly to my Exit I had set up inexplicably on the Hill top.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I tell george bush "al qaeda's having a picnic on that there hill" and he nukes you. I use Mr. clean to get rid of the radiation, and claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

Mr. clean takes you to court and says you molested him he wins and you go to jail forever.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I break out of jail after being toughened up by the rough environment and stab you with a shank made out of soap, killing you


I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

i get up for you see i was merely playing dead due to the fact that the soap broke on my awesomely hard skin' i slap you to death.


i claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

Too bad for you, I've watched master of disguise, and therefore also know the ancient art of "slap-a-fu". After a climactic yet pathetic slapping arts battle, I sit atop your corpse, and claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

my undead corpse stabs you.


i claim the hill.

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