King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

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Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

my undead corpse stabs your undead corpse.

my undead corpse claims the hill(anyone got some deodorant?)

[devilslayer]

i become the hill and punch you to death.

i claim myself.

[agentaaa]

I rip your soul out of the hill before feeding it to CTHULU HIMSELF!!1!

I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i become cthulu and kill you.


i claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

You went insane in trying to become cthulu, and your soul went right back down in its belly. also, I get better.


I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

i kill cthulu and kill you.

i claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I kill you by lodging a toothpick in your achilles tendon.


I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

Cthulu pwns you and Hastur engulfs you.

I claim the hill for the Brotherhood of Steel

[agentaaa]

I kill you by dividing by zero


I claim the hill for the brotherhood of adamantium. giving me wolverine free as a guard.

[devilslayer]

i kill both of you with gale force winds i lightning zap your body, i fly down and..

i claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

luckily, I used lambo to stop the lightning strike, before smashing you with my really big hammer

"really big hammer" here being the name of a spell that breaks the anchor of your existence in this world, making it so you never were...

I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i stab you and you die.

i claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I stab you more, and you die


I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

you die cause i have a shield that kills people who try to kill me.


i claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I make a clone of you and make it attack you, making your shield kill you... twice!


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

You die because I have an shield that kills people that kill devilslayer twice via cloning


I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I have a Macguffin that kills people that do whatever just happened to me that is bad. It also makes me delicious meals for free.


I claim the hill... and Breakfast!

[devilslayer]

i kill you because i enjoy killing you, nuff said.

i claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I use the immense power of the elemental orb of bacon... to FRY devilslayer, GRILL Nut_column, and Kill angus with a MEATY punch.


I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I come back, grilled to perfection and OMNOMNOM your Bacon element, making me even more powerful. I then turn you into bacon, Majin Buu style, and eat you.


I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i lol you to death.


i claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I (insert silly thing) you and (Insert simple plot point) until you (expletive, Cautious optimism)


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

Man, was i pissed when I got to the hill I was so *&%^$ Pissed that I %&*#&$ *%*&$* %*&$*(# The %&#**#&#*#& #*#*$ $*$& @&*# *#&$^ #@! Till you wished *$&%^&#^ #*$&^%& #&^$& Skittles $&%^*&# Your mother


I claim the hill...and kick that thing that might be mistaken for your corpse down it.

[Nut_Column]

Little did you know, That thing you %&*#&$ *%*&$* %*&$*(#'d was none other than the person keeping my power in check, and you filled the VERY Specific circumstances to relinquish his hold over me. So in thanks for that I make your death reasonably quick and painless. I think your family might even be able to recognize you... maybe...


I claim the Hill... Stained with the blood of my enemies.

[Angusm3]

The anti anyone who might ever try to claim the hill besides Angusm3 bomb explodes and destroys EVERYTHING but the hill and me

I claim the hill

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