King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

Everything was destroyed, including the earth, and air, without which you can't breathe. You soon die of asphyxiation. I, on the other hand, can survive without anything for months!


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

little did you know, I swapped bodies with Frieza who can breathe in space. I destroy you with a chi laser.



I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I hit the chi very hard as it comes at me and if flies back at you. That's how it works you know?

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I hit it BACK at you, since that laser can't harm me. it can certainly harm you, though.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I shoot my Khamehameha at it, which trumps chi lasers as we all know.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I shoot you with the spirit bomb, which as we all know trumps kamehameha



I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I dodge, because the spirit bomb is incredibly slow, and since you're exhausted from it's use, I simply go up and break your neck, stab your heart, fill your mouth with garlic, sew it shut, and cut it off with an axe. I then create a pocket of air in which I create a fire to burn your corpse to ashes, and I spread your ashes into each of the 7 planets I create.


I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I got better, and then hit you with the "Mr. Satan's super-genuine punch"

I claim the hill

[Wynn]

i take a chainsaw to your head, making you a dead zombie



i claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I jam your chainsaw up with cotton fibers, steal it from you, then Beat you to death with it while singing "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm okay"


I claim the hill... And a Juno!

[devilslayer]

i grab your juno and beat you to death with it.

i claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I Beat you to death with a Teenage Mother.


I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I stab your face right off, and it was all your fault because you were in the streets and snuck up on me. The last time you did that the hobo said "WHOA [censored] MAN, don't sneak up on me, you know if you were in the city you'd get your face stabbed RIGHT off. And you did, so that was sound advice. Too bad you don't have the face required for the face scanner to get past the invisible barrier around the hill, because I stole it and got onto the hill, and you're just standing there without a face.

I claim the hill and devil's face

[agentaaa]

I break your invisible barrier with an invisible fireball, then activate the self destruct switch in devil's face I planted years earlier(told him I'd give him an extra 100 gold in DnD if he went in for it.). You blow up, and I ride in on my invisible bike. I then put searchlights all around my base, since it's well known Nut_column is a vampire, and those are therefore his weakness.



I claim the hill

[Wynn]

I infiltrate your base, plant a nuke, set a timer, leave, then watch your base blow up into a milliion tiny pieces. Soon after i come back with a one of a kind biohazard suit that can resisit nuclear fallout while people around me would have a hard time figuring out how to get past the radiation.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

Little did you know that I'm immune to both radiation, and rabid bunny attacks(due to large amounts of experience with both). I take a small cheeto, make it gigantic, then eat it.
Then, afterwards, I change into godzilla, and destroy you with atomic fire(ANd now you know why I'm immune to radiation.). You disintegrate.

[devilslayer]

i claim the hill because you didnt.

[agentaaa]

I claim the hill because I destroyed you with atomic flame.

[Nut_Column]

I claim the hill FOR SCIENCE!!!

[agentaaa]

I claim the hill because I destroyed you with atomic flame.

[NemesisQ]

The atomic flame has a strain on the user, it actually makes them 90% weaker after they use it. I gave Lambo a stick, and he beat you to death with it.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I come back, and claim the hill because I destroyed you with atomic flame

[NemesisQ]

I ate the atomic flame and blew into your face.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I DISAGREE! I claim the hill Because I stole Agent's Chicken soup, making me better than you.

[NemesisQ]

I steal the Chicken soup away from you, making me TWICE as better than you.



I claim te hill.

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