King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

You can't steal it, it has been eaten, then Broken over agent's head.
Also, I throw Aloe all over you.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I regenerate from the wounds given to me by NemesisQ and then I claim the hill because I destroyed you with...
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Vanilla Ice!
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What? that's what you guys were expecting, right?

[Nut_Column]

Little did you know, I am immune to white Rappers, (andIquiteenjoythatsongIdon'tknowwhyeveryoneseemstohateit) and I destroy you With SCIENCE!

I claim the hill. Because SCIENCE LOVES ME!

[agentaaa]

I use MAGISCIENCE to blast a fire beam on your couch.


I then claim the hill because I destroyed you with magical fire.

[devilslayer]

I steal goku's grand slam and tell him you did it he gets pissy and totally destroys you.


i claim the hill.

[NemesisQ]

I showed goku a recorded video of you doing his grand slam, and he gets really pissy and shreds you to pieces before you die, then destroy you with a spirit bomb.



I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i backstab you and rip you apart because you decided to be a copycat rather than make something original happen.

i claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I backstab you for thinking that what Johnson did was not original, when in fact it's a clever play on words and what you did, therefore being creative
I then dislodge my spine out of boredom

I claim the hill.

[devilslayer]

I walk up and use your spine as a club and break your legs and kill you, unfortunately its like gta where nomatter what I do you survive and are healed by the doctors I kill you 50 times before I finally kill all the doctors that are trying to save you.

I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

Unfortunately, those doctors were actually illusions, due to the drugs I gave you. In bed.(That is to say, I stabbed you in the leg with a needle while you were sleeping.). I then beat you to death using my spine as a club, using magic to make it fly to the hands of it's true master.


I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

I kill you with atomic fart

I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I light a match, and, since you produce Methane in an Atomic Fart, everything explodes. Except me, because I'm awesome liek dat.


I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I have green hair, so screw the rules, I'm claiming this hill!

[Nut_Column]

Screw the Rules, I have money! The Hill is now a valley. I claim the valley!

[agentaaa]

I glue you down with superglue so you can't move. I then turn the valley back into a hill using the power of one of Chuck norris's beard hairs. I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I use my money to become unstuck, then I jar you while holding the beard hair, making it explode you and only you.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

little did you know, i am truly Jar-man, and you not only gave me the power to survive that blast, but also to obliterate you by crushing you with a giant jar.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I *censored*, then *censored* you to death.

I claim the *censored* hill

[agentaaa]

*Censored#$%@$#%#%@$%#@@%@@$%@@$%#@$%#@$%#@Censored*


*Censored*(loosely translated as "I claim the hill)

[Nut_Column]

Using my MacGuyver skill. Hrmm... I'll need a paper clip, an elastic band, A pencil, and A long Range Missile Launcher.


I claim the hill

[NemesisQ]

I throw a rotten potatoe at you.

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I throw a healthy potato at you. That is also radioactive. And has mutated into a potato monstes that rips off your head.

I claim the hill with my pet potato monster.

[Nut_Column]

I boil it mash it and stick it in a stew. I then pour the hot stew all over you.



I claim the hill.

[agentaaa]

I hit you with a baseball bat.
"Baseball bat" here meaning "Spell which creates a gigantic inferno over the spot you were just standing, before flash-freezing the contents, followed by the ice and everything trapped in it shattering in tiny tiny pieces

i claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I drank my Bonk! Atomic Punch! Making everything you just did miss. I the hit you with my Baseball bat (read:It's a baseball Bat.)


I claim the hill

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