King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

I use my scanner to scan your face and it explodes

I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I use my mind explody powers and explody your mind.



I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I go to a different dimension and grab a monster that looks exactly like the hill i come back and flashbang all of you while you are flashbanged i steal the hill and replace it with the monster i then make the hill float in the air and i make it invisible.



I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I see you standing in the air, and I jump up to you. I then Pick you up, throw you down onto the hill and notice how you get eaten. I put 2 and 2 together.




I claim the invisible hill.

[agentaaa]

I put 4 and 4 together



I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I put 5 and 5 together and get Schfify-five.



I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I put 6 and 6 together get a boomerang and knock you all off of the hill with it.




I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I shoot a light arrow from Ocarina of Time at you. I then do a downward stab into your head. You explode like Gannon.




I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I am about to shoot you with a hunting rifle when you find a banana and suddenly donkey kong rips you in half.



I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

Your hunting rifle goes off suddenly and shoots donkey kong in the head. I then grow a torso out of my legs, and legs out of my torso and both of me kill you in the worst way imaginable...
Also, I look like Sam and Frodo suddenly...




I claim the hill... FOR THE SHIRE!

[devilslayer]

(No one let's me do that kind of post where you change another post to your favor so you can't either.)
i pull the hill out from the both of you with my lasso you both fall to your deaths.



I claim the hill.... for red team.

[Angusm3]

I use an anti material rifle on you from short range and it destroys you and you explode

I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I use an anti-everything tank on you at close range and you die and you explode and you cease to exist.
But the hill is fine.




I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use a regular old spaceship with lasers, because "Anti-something" is as meaningless a buzzword as "All-natural foods" and "low fat".

[Nut_Column]

I claim the hill because you didn't. I also use an "alien RPG" to shoot down your spaceship.

[Angusm3]

I use a non alien RPG to shoot you

I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I say "Ow" so loud the sheer sonic force blows you off the hill. Also, it makes you wear a pink dress and dance.



I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I use my light energy blast to attack, and when you dodge, I use my weapon, an adminium dagger, to stab you. Lastly, I use my formless proton cloud in the shape of a sword to end you


I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I drop a nuke that destroys every living thing within a 30yard radius.


I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

You activated my trap card. The nuke only destroys you and I gain 50000 Life Points! I also summon all 3 Egyptian God Cards at once and destroy everyone that's not me.




I claim the hill.

[Angusm3]

You die of loneliness and I reincarnate as a spec of dust that landed on the hill

I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i use a spell to turn the hill into a pit of spikes you fall through and die i then turn it back to a hill and get Dr. tran to guard the hill by killing anyone other than me with a broken lawnchair.



i claim the hill. (and buy a soda)

[Angusm3]

Your mother distracts Dr. Tran and I seize the advantage and blow you up with my X15 cyber suit

I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I sneak up and assasinate you with a rusty pitchfork.



Iclaim the hill(and get dr tran away from me but telling him they sell hickuma at the nearest hickuma shop witch is in africa he leaves).

[Nut_Column]

Your crazy babbling gives me super strength! I crush you with my Power Grip.




I claim the hill

(Btw, that WAS a YGO Abridged reference...)

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