King of the Hill

[ToaKaita47]

First topic message reminder :

Thought I'd bring this over here from the Earth-Link Forum.

I claim the hill.

[Nut_Column]

I use a Shadow Clone no Jitsu and tear you to pieces... then throw every piece, into, a fire...





I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i throw a sticky grenade on to you


i claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I run next to you and blow you up too, I respawn and...




I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i shoot you in the head with a silenced ak-47 that has a reflex scope.


i claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I become Grey Ninja and slice all the bullets in half with my Katana, then I slice you in half a million pieces.





I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I kill you using backstab with steve + moondust and scourge.




I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I AM A GOLEM. I AM RESISTANT TO PHYSICAL DAMAGE. IT ONLY DOES 1/8th DAMAGE! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! I CRUSH YOU!!!!




I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i shoot you with a rocket launcher


i claim the hill

[agentaaa]

I ask if you have any 2's.


I claim the hill

[AgentMF]

I stab you in the back and you die.


I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

I backstab you while you backstab him


I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I shoot you in the head with a transmogrification cannon, while you are distracted I teleport the hill into space
I put on a space suit and

I claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

I tie a rope around the hill, and pull it back to earth, killing you from the G-force and crushing everyone that's not me.




I claim the hill

[devilslayer]

i throw cats at you till you die



i claim the hill

[Nut_Column]

Alright...

My army of sumo-necromancer-dogs resurrect me and we all cast magic missile at you at the same time.


I claim the hill

[Angusm3]

A bunch of elephants decide that they dislike your means of conduct while destroying devilslayer. They immediately stop playing poker at their friend Hank the horse's house (A male widow whose wife jumped out of a plane without her parachute by accident while someone was trying to make room for another horse, the man who was behind her also fell out and there was some straw in his hand afterward. Anyway, Frank says "I sense a disturbance in the force" and gets up, his stubby legs barely touching the floor from his chair. "Erm, what?" asked Hank. "Someone just got killed by dogs..." he replied. Immediately all of the elephants get up and Hank sighs "I guess I'll go get the costumes..." He gets up and walks out of the room. "Who was it?!" asked George, one of the four elephants at the table. "Some guy named 'Nut_column' threw a bunch of dogs at some guy named 'devilslayer'" "ooh that's pretty bad" Hank returns, dark costumes in hand. The elephants hastily change into them and say in unison:
"ELEPHANT FORCE!!!"
they quickly run toward the hill and sit all around on everyone there, once they are done killing everything in sight Angusm3 walks up. "Hey guys what just happened?" "there was a dog C5 scenario here" said one of them "Ya, but we took care of it" said another
"Do you have a deck of cards with you?" asks Frank to Angus
"Yea sure it's in my pocket." he replies "mind if I play a round?" "Go ahead!"

And so four elephants, one horse, one Angusm3 and two dead corpses are now on the hill

I claim the hill

[destroyer101]

i destroy the animals with pure energy from my hand, shoot you inbetween the eyes with a psgi with a high powered scope.
i claim the hill

[Angusm3]

Hank survives, however and slits your neck with his special razor edged playing card, the ace of spades

then he uses the queen of hearts to revive me

I claim the hill

[destroyer101]

i magically revive myself, grab a katana and a sg552 (css) use the sg552, kill the elephant, and slice you into tiny giblets with the katana.
i claim the hill

[Angusm3]

I explode, my tiny mutilated bits are laying more on the hill than yours

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

Auger comes out for a stroll. "this is a nice hill" he says. Using his weapons, he spins his blade so fast he's able to use it like a buzzsaw, and shears it off of it's foundation.
"who is this, a traveller?" Auger asked of the person on the hill, before noticing his katana.
---Moments later
"That wasn't so bad. he lasted almost ten seconds." Auger commented as he dragged the hill behind him. Auger turned back and looked at the hill. "I will name you benny and you and me will adventure everywhere together!" Auger says with a bright smile, while cutting off the head of an exitius soldier who got too close. "Adventure!" He exclaims brightly.


I claim the hill, via Auger

[Angusm3]

Keter walks up to the hill and simply stands on top of it without Auger noticing

I claim the hill

[agentaaa]

Abaddon notices Keter on the hill, and ninja kicks him off as a prelude to an EPIC BATTLE between the 2 of them, one the gods themselves would be in awe of... But we won't talk about it at all





I/auger has the hill back

[Nut_Column]

I cover the hill with flowers and rainbows and other such detritus, making it undesirable to Auger.





I claim the hill once he leaves.





(FYI Angus, A male widow is called a Widower. The more you know...)

[agentaaa]

Unfortunately, Auger has no problems with bright and cheery things, and does not mind these things whatsoever. When he sees you come towards the hill...well...you can guess.



I claim the hill

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