Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[agentaaa]

granted, now that one doctor you can never remember the name of is even realer than ever.


I wish that I remembered that doctor's name.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, however he goes back in time to before I granted it and stops me from even mentioning him.


I wish Doctor Who was real.

[devilslayer]

Granted, He is real, he ignores everything you say and do despite being trapped in your house.

I wish Doctor Who was never mentioned in the gathering ever again.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, however, the Docter goes back in time to before you made the wish and stops you. So... I guess not granted. Huh...


I wish people would realize they can't fight a time traveler.

[Angusm3]

Granted, I realize it and follow doctor who around hoping he'll take me with him until I realize he only takes female companions so that they will fall in love with him and then get dropped off back at their house.

I wish for the fall and hitfloor scripts to just WORK DAMMIT

[devilslayer]

Granted, you feel so awesome you set fall damage to 0 and jump off of a cliff, you die.

I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish that i was awesome.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, but the wish is so corrupted, from wishing for it so many times, that you aren't awesome at all. You're lame. Meaning you can't use your legs.

Also, you're uncool.

I wish Devil would stop being silly.

[Angusm3]

Granted, but it turns out that setting fall damage to 0 makes me invincible to jumping off cliffs, I land on you and you explode under the turkey boots I am wearing

I wish i hadn't killed that fish

[Nut_Column]

Granted, Batman punches the Joker so hard that the fish comes back to life and eats you. But he leaves the boots.


I wish Angus would stop posting over my posts.

[devilslayer]

Granted, he now posts INSIDE your posts, this makes all your posts look silly and you cry and never post in the forum again.

I wish for epic grammar skills.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you post so well that 4chan itself comes and destroys you. Then they show you bucketof*censored*.com and you kill yourself trying to escape the pain.


I wish everything was better.

[Rangiku]

Granted but it gets a whole lot worse before it gets better

I wish I could have some potatoes.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, They are mystical Potatoes that grant any wish you- wait, you already ate them. They become very mad and curse you. You have to listen to "Potatoes" in your head for the rest of your life


I wish Potatoes weren't so wrathful.

[agentaaa]

granted, but you still have to deal with the grapes....


I wish I didn't have to deal with the grapes

[Rangiku]

granted but you still have to deal with the watermelons

i wish i didn't have to deal with the watermelons

[agentaaa]

granted, but you never did do anything about the POTATOES!


I wish Raggy posted on more than one of the silleh game threads

[Nut_Column]

Granted, he posts on two, and he posts random nonsense.


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[agentaaa]

granted, I help you by giving you the sweet release of death.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, you get no wish.

I wish for all the marbles in the world!!

[agentaaa]

granted, but you lose them all.


I wish I'd remember to wish more often.

[Nut_Column]

Granted.

[devilslayer]

I wish I would stop going on and off on the gathering.

[agentaaa]

granted, you go on and off YO MOMMA!!! instead.


i wish for YO MOMMA!!!

[Nut_Column]

Granted. I dun have to corrupt that. She's a "Very Nice Lady" and I dun wanna Insult the Very Nice Lady.


I wish I would stop Putting random Capitals into my Sentences.

[agentaaa]

GRantED.


I wish I could eat people and get away with it.

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