Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[agentaaa]

Granted, you're now a midget with one leg who attracts angry dogs who then try to eat him.


I wish for a ring

[devilslayer]

granted, you turn into a gay little golum.

i wish for golum to be real.

[agentaaa]

granted, but since gollum's spelled with two T's, you actually summon george Takei. You go mad shortly after.


I wish for devil to look at his profile.

[devilslayer]

granted, he sees you have misused your powers to be an [censored].


i wish agent would stop going on and changing profiles without permission and down right misusing his powers as mod.

[agentaaa]

Granted, he also is much nastier and bans people at the slightest rule infraction.


I wish Devilslayer would get over it.

[devilslayer]

granted, agent walks over people till quantum has had enough then bans him.

i wish agents would be specifically a jerk to me.

[agentaaa]

granted, you commit suicide after five minutes, as all his jerkassiness concentrates into a single point...


I Wish I was not Justin Beiber.

[devilslayer]

denied, you never were justin there fore you cant change to not be him, you suddenly become justin bieber because of your wish.


i wish i did not look like justin bieber.

[agentaaa]

granted, now you just sound like him. Exactly like him.


I wish I could shapeshift.

[devilslayer]

granted, you "accidentally" shapeshift into justin bieber and get stuck like that.

i wish i was a number.

[agentaaa]

granted, you constantly get called by charity rackets from some place called "sesame street" who call at all hours of the night, leaving you without sleep.


I wish for granite

[devilslayer]

granted, it faalls on your head you lol to death.

i wish i could lol.

[agentaaa]

granted, but then you realize everyone's had this ability way longer than you, and they rub it in your face how much better they are at it.

[devilslayer]

i wish that we would finish doing reallys on continue a sentince.

[agentaaa]

granted, since it's your turn to be creative, you finally post something of use. Also, your hair's now a land shark.


I wish for a bar of soap.

[devilslayer]

granted, it becomes a shank and kills you.

i wish i could make a shank.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, it kills Agent.


I wish I could be a real boy!

[agentaaa]

Granted, but now you'll never be a real man


I wish I was a real man

[Nut_Column]

Granted, However you are a man in a culture that treats men like those cultures treat Women. Poorly. And you have to wear those silly Fruit hats all the time.


I wish I was Not a potato.

[agentaaa]

granted, you are Hannah Montana



I wish I was not hannah montana

[Nut_Column]

Granted you are Justin Bieber if he were a Manly Woman.


I wish I could read Braile.

[agentaaa]

Granted, because Hannah Montana knows how to read braile


I wish I had hands

[Nut_Column]

Granted. They are hands made of acid that get into your bloodstream and kill you slowly from the inside out. Also a box made of acid proof materials falls so you can't burn anyone. Also, the floor is acid proof for some reason.

I wish I was acid proof

[agentaaa]

granted, you are proof that acid is dangerous and can kill a man


I wish I was the best player at SSBB ever.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, nobody wants to play with you and the bots somehow kill you instantly every time you play. Also, the wii comes to life and murders you in your sleep.


I wish I was Everything-Proof

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