Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[agentaaa]

granted, you're now proof that everything is harmful if used correctly.



I wish I had a portal gun.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, however, you look directly into the portal end of the device while submerged in water and yo-- *static*


I wish I could teleport to anywhere I want at will.

[devilslayer]

granted, you teleport into outer space and die of lack of oxygen.

i wish the hill was eternally mine.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, we just make a new hill and place it on top of you.


I wish Devil would read the RPG Etiquette...

[Angusm3]

Granted, he just forgets what it says

I wish someone would look at the contest

[agentaaa]

granted, I do. I've already posted though.



I wish for a harpy.

[devilslayer]

granted, neither of you hurt each other one day an angry mob of villagers come in and kill the harpy, also they kick you in the balls.

I wish I had balls of steel.

[agentaaa]

Granted, two steel balls fall on your head, crushing it instantly.



I wish for corrupt a wish to be around For-Ever!

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It is around you... everywhere... smothering you...


I wish I could Dream.

[agentaaa]

graned, just afterwards, you eat cookies from a certain witch...

[Nut_Column]

I wish I knew what you were talking about...

[NemesisQ]

Granted, you understand Agent's thought process, and you are now a perfect candidate in becoming his wife.



I wish I don't understand what Agent's saying.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you now speak French, the language of French people. Everybody hates you now. Even the French, because you sound silly. You die alone. In Greenland.


I wish Nemesis could type better English...

[agentaaa]

granted, but he only types Nazi propaganda



I wish for a sexy woman to be in my bedroom next time I go in there.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, however she is in 12 pieces and placed in boxes, lovingly hand wrapped by the psychopath/amateur magician that put her in them. And it's all your fault. Also they explode when you get next to them because of the claymores I- I mean He Put there.


I wish I was a magician

[agentaaa]

Granted, you pull the killer rabbit from monty python out of a hat and it gouges out your throat


I wish I knew Sam Gamgee

[devilslayer]

g5ranted, you are being endlessly beaten trying to protect him and frodo, then after the ring gets destroyed you get eternally beaten by ENTs


I wish I could defeat an army of ENTs.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, they have face utter defeat by your hands. The dead ents body collapse and it fell on your fragile little body.



I wish for a wand

[agentaaa]

granted, it has no magical abilities or powers whatsoever, except the ability to turn into a giant snake and eat you. No-one else, just you, NemesisQ, specifically.


I wish for a staff

[devilslayer]

granted, its gandalfs staff, gandalf sees you holding his staff, i think we all know where this is going.


i wish for a pet balrog.

[agentaaa]

Granted, unfortunately, it's your job to try and tame it



I wish for a pet dog.

[Angusm3]

Granted, it has 3 heads and is fifty feet tall, it's your job to tame it

I wish for a pet frawg

[Nut_Column]

Granted. You have no hope of taming this though, as a Frawg is a thing that eats planets, and Angusm3's.

I wish I could live anywhere I choose with no negative side-effects.

[agentaaa]

granted, but it takes you a million years to be able to every time, and you still have barely started charging up for your next trip.

I wish I could live in a tree!

[Nut_Column]

Granted, You get struck by lightning almost immediately, even though it's a clear sunny day out... Strange...


I wish I could throw lighting at people, and it wouldn't hurt or harm or inconvenience me directly or Indirectly in any way. Not even legally. What are they gonna say? "HE SHOCKED ME!"?

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