Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[agentaaa]

granted. For unrelated reasons, however, you'll never ever ever ever get a date. Ever. Seriously.


I wish for a gigantic ship that looks like a puppy

[Nut_Column]

Granted. Go ahead, Climb inside your "Ship"


I wish I was A HUNDRED FEET TALL!

[agentaaa]

Granted, you're a HUNDRED FEET TALL!
90% of that is your legs, though. they're not really able to support you, either, so the minute you stand up, they break, and you fall to your death, ironically enough. Also disgustingly enough, because your bones pop out and...ew....just....ew.


I wish I was 6 FOOT 3!!!1

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you are entirely composed of 6, 3 year old feet. Congratulations.


I wish I had a Dollar put into my bank account for every "E" in this entire forum.eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[agentaaa]

granted, but you lose your PIN soon afterwards, and I get it. I then throw rocks at you, but immediately stop, thinking "Why am I doing this to hurt a friend?". i then apologize, and give you a dollar, which stops you from being too angry. We go over to a coffee shop, and have some donuts, laughing and talking about old times, when a pair of ladies appear, interested in our conversation. they pull up some chairs and talk to us for a while. we soon each get interested in both of them, and one comes to each of our houses. We find out later that they're actually twins who make themselves look different, and that they were cheating on us behind our backs. We break up with them, and after a while, the pain of being used lessens. lessens, but never disappears, for we know in our hearts, that, love being unfair, it forced us to love those two.


I wish to talk to bill gates.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, he then recognizes your intellect and invites you to work for him. Seeing as he is Bill Gates, you agree. You are grabbed from behind and Thrown into a van. You drive for an indeterminable amount of time, then stop. you are taken into a dungeon where hundreds of other people are held. It reeks of unwashed bodies and filth. There are hundreds of Computer monitors, and you are pushed into one. It falls over and Breaks. "That's coming out of your paycheck." Says one of the men. Before they leave they say "Windows 8 is coming out. Make this one work!" and leave. You look around, but everyone you see is totally without hope, some have tears in their eyes, and some have no tears left to shed... Enjoy "working" for Bill Gates.


I wish I could Code things really well.

[agentaaa]

Granted, "things" here meaning "A pornographic game involving stick figures that no one will ever buy. Your parents are ashamed of you. So am I. My god, Nut_Column, what's wrong with you?


I wish for a chia pet that was real.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It is still lame.


I wish Chia Pets weren't lame.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, each of the chia pets single-handedly breached into Area 1-51. They took all of the advanced technologies created in it, and they are now, even as we speak, trying to dominate the world.
P.S: Nut_column's chia pet mutilated him for trying to put a dress on his pet.

I wish the moon was closer to earth.

[agentaaa]

Granted, the world gets hit with huge tidal waves, earthquakes, and other natural disasters as result. So far, death tolls have been in the millions.


I wish NemesisQ looked at his profile occasionally.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, she sees that you made her a woman and totally has PMS's on you.


I wish I was able to grow any type of tree I wanted Instantly.

[agentaaa]

granted, one day you try to grow the largest species of oak and don't get out of the way in time and... ouch. Just ouch.



I wish I had a rubber ducky.

[Nut_Column]

Granted. You explode shortly thereafter for reasons unknown. *shifty eyes*


I wish I could make people explode at will. And I couldn't explode myself.

[devilslayer]

granted, you explode agent while he is standing next to a cliff the explosion causes a rock to fall on you comically, you survive and make a guy with a bomb vest blow up, because he was already going to blow up you blow up, and an anvil falls an your head.


I wish I could make anvils fall on peoples heads.

[agentaaa]

Granted, but you can only do if to your firstborn child. Years later, tragedy(and for us, hilarity) Ensues.


I wish I could waterbend.

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, but you can only do if to your firstborn child. Years later, tragedy(and for us, hilarity) Ensues.

Uhm, that was a bit too much...

Anyway, granted, the instant you lay on it, though, it explodes and water falls on everything, soaking the floor, the walls, the dressers, everything, including yourself. You walk away, making squeaking and squishing noises as you head toward the bathroom.

I wish for lemon ice tea.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, the lemon has a little Ice and Tea in it. Also, an anvil with Devil's firstborn son falls on your head.

I wish I owned a Pegasus!

(PS, he said BEND not BED)

[NemesisQ]

Granted, but you called for the Pegasus while she was in her period, as result, you get kicked real hard, to the point where your impact to the ground can create a huge crater.



I wish I owned a kind Pegasus.

[agentaaa]

granted, it's infected with a rare parasite that tends to occur in Pegasi. It then spreads to you and eats you.


I wish a pegasi had kicked a man out of an airplane trying to eat the straw the man had that was a memento of his dead sister so my lateral thinking guess would have been right.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, the man that got kicked out of the airplane fell on agent. Agent's body is scattered across the road



I wish I have godly powers.

[agentaaa]

granted, you have the powers of the box ghost, god of boxes.


I wish I had the power of THOR!!!!

[Nut_Column]

Granted, but you have none of the control, meaning you strike yourself and only yourself with lightning.

I wish I could have and control any power I wanted.

[agentaaa]

granted, but you only want the powers of Homosexual man, and he becomes interested in who else is using his powers. Very interested.



I wish for a bagel with regular cream cheese, and for this wish to go exactly as I expect it to.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, Since that was two wishes, only one was granted. The bagel had so much cream cheese in it, you end up choking on the cheese and lay motionless on the ground.



I wish there was zero gravity on earth.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, everybody's digestive systems go out of wack and everybody had horrible gas. You Suffocate to death.


I wish I Was an elephant.

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