Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

by **Angusm3** Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:46 am

First topic message reminder :

He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

by **agentaaa** Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:18 am

granted, but now everyone considers you irrelephant.

I wish I was a giraffe.

by Nut_Column Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:20 pm

Granted, but there are no Graphs about you? I'm sorry, I'm not very good at puns. Also, you get mauled by a raptor out of nowhere. The guy from XKCD Starts shouting "I TOLD YOU!" and laughs maniacally.

I wish I had a better speaker system.

by **agentaaa** Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:51 pm

granted, but now it only plays "friday".

I wish I did not hear that song "friday"

by Nut_Column Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:43 pm

Granted, you hear Justin Bieber's "Greatest" hits, Hannah Montana's "Greatest" "Hits" and Between every song, either Fingernails on a chalkboard or Your Alarm Clock beeping, for a break.

I wish My Alarm clock wasn't annoying.

by **agentaaa** Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:50 pm

granted, it's entirely silent, and You are far more than annoyed when you wake up 4 hours late for work.

I wish I had a TV.

by Nut_Column Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:18 pm

Granted, It grows legs and runs out the door. You can watch it, but you have to exercise at the same time.

I wish I had Enough money to live off the interest.

by **agentaaa** Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:29 pm

granted, but it alllll gets stolen by some odd person, leaving the calling card saying: This money was stolen by I, the infamous supervillian, AgentAAA! This is just a preemptive strike, however, before I steal the brockdale diamond from the hero city museum! Stop me if you can, new justice force! Mwahahahaha
Also, I left the 1.50 for the ATM transaction. I already had the money, and it's just such a pain to get the small change for that. figured you guys'd appreciate the leg-up if you didn't have some change on ya.

I wish for more creative answers in corrupt-a-wish.

by Nut_Column Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:02 pm

Granted, they all kill you.

I wish You would stop being such a baby.

by **agentaaa** Fri Sep 02, 2011 7:52 pm

granted, I stop being such a baby and muster up the courage to kill you.

I wish Nut_Column would realize I had actual problems before and was not, in fact, being a baby.

by **Angusm3** Sat Sep 03, 2011 10:51 am

Denied, you were the one who said nut_column only calls people babies when it's true.

I wish for a hover bike

by NemesisQ Sat Sep 03, 2011 12:50 pm

Granted, however, the hover bike is colored pink, and has flower design on it. Your hover bike brand is " Barbie", it can only play the song " I'm a Barbie girl", and it turn's you into a woman, that looks alot like barbie herself.
You drowned in your own tears

I wish for a world where there are only female humans, and it's a yuri paradise.

by **agentaaa** Sat Sep 03, 2011 3:15 pm

granted, you die as a result.

I wish that Angusm3 had to use a "Barbie" brand pink hover bikes with floral patterns on it, that plays the song "I'm a barbie girl" and turns him into a girl that loks similar to barbie.

by Nut_Column Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:59 am

Granted, but you do also. And yours makes you immortal, but impotent. Seriously, you're a barbie girl who can't die but can't do anything. Kinda like the REAL Barbie...

I wish I could Ride my Bicycle.

by **agentaaa** Sun Sep 04, 2011 8:48 am

Granted, however, the bicycle is colored pink, and has a flower design on it.Your bicycle brand is " Barbie", it can only play the song " I'm a Barbie girl", and it turn's you into a woman, that looks alot like barbie herself.
You drowned in your own tears.

I wish for a SEMI-TRUCK!!! CAUSE IT'S MANLY!!! YEAH!

by Nut_Column Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:55 am

Granted. In an unrelated event, you get run over by a Prius that is colored Pink, Has a Flower design on it. The Prius Brand is " Barbie", it can only play the song " I'm a Barbie girl", and it turn's you into a woman, that looks alot like barbie herself.
You drowned in your own Blood mixed with your Tears.

I wish I could Play any song on any Instrument

by **agentaaa** Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:02 am

Granted.
"Any instrument" Here meaning "A pink guitar with a flower design on it. Your instrument's brand is " Barbie", it can only play the song " I'm a Barbie girl", and it turn's you into a woman, that looks alot like barbie herself.
You drowned in your own tears and the sound of your own music.

I wish people'd stop using this [censored] Barbie wish granting thing on corrupt-a-wish

by devilslayer Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:05 am

granted, now they use barbies twin sister, barbie.

I wish i could ,boil em, mash em, and stick em in a stew.

by **agentaaa** Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:07 am

Granted, but what you can boil, mash, and stick in a stew is your own leg. Cannibalistic fun!

I wish for cannibalistic fun!

by devilslayer Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:14 am

granted you become golum canibalistic fun, also your a river hobbit like him, and you look like barbie.

i wish for golum to not jump into lava.

by **agentaaa** Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:17 am

Granted, but now he's a pink gollum, with a flower design on him... YOu can probably tell where this is going.

I wish for repetitiveness!

by Nut_Column Mon Sep 05, 2011 12:10 pm

Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail. Granted. You fail.

I wish I didn't fail.

by **agentaaa** Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:14 pm

granted, now, you FAIL!.

I wish for more smartasses in the world.

by Nut_Column Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:51 pm

Granted, they are much better than you, and you are now the guy who just tries too hard and everybody hates you.

I wish that Whose Line is it Anyway wasn't cancelled.

by **agentaaa** Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:25 pm

granted. It wasn't cancelled, it was WIPED FROM EXISTENCE!!!

I wish I wasn't WIPED FROM EXISTENCE!!!

by Nut_Column Mon Sep 05, 2011 7:49 pm

Granted, you are WIPED TO EXISTENCE. IN A SOUP CAN!

I wish I could bury people in soup cans

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