Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[NemesisQ]

Granted, you buried so all the people in the world in soup cans. But little did you know, people means YOU which also means, you are now in a soup can and you are now WIPED TO EXISTENCE. IN A SOUP CAN!




I wish for Dead Fantasy 6,7,8,9,10,11,12, ending, to all come out right now.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, but it's all in Swahili, and there is nobody who is willing to translate it for you. Also, it's done by a two year old.

I wish I was WIPED TO EXISTANCE not IN A SOUP CAN.

[agentaaa]

Granted, you are WIPED TO EXISTENCE as DEVIL'S ROOMMATE!


I wish I knew what Devilslayer does in his spare time.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you are so horrified you gouge out your own eyeballs and pour bleach into the sockets.


I wish I could have a totally horrifying death, and still live.

[agentaaa]

granted, you live as a brain in a jar, forever bored.


I wish for a bukkit.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, however a Bukkit is the nickname for SCP-682. Needless to say, nobody really survives.


I wish I was as strong as SCP-682

[agentaaa]

granted, All SCP's don't like you as a result though, and you die


I wish noone stole the walrus's Bukkit

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It ends up killing you somehow.

[agentaaa]

Granted, for not wishing, a dragon appears in front of me, giving me one wish before you arrive on earth. I use it to send you into an asteroid field. Like the people on dragonball Z shoulda done!


I wish for a Pwning item.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, obviously, it only pwns you. Into dust. Then it gathers the dust, and spreads it across the universe.


I wish for an epic death liek dat.

[agentaaa]

granted, you're ripped apart in exactly one thousand pieces by exactly one thousand cute ponies, who use the parts to end suffering and war, creating only peace, love, and gentleness.
(Before one questions how this wish is corrupted, keep in mind I'm Granting Nut_Column's wish.)


I wish I claimed the hill.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, but I claim it before you, making me better.


I wish I had the most posts on the site.

[agentaaa]

granted, everyone else leaves, and you just sit here, posting to and by yourself, giggling madly.


I wish Nut_Column would stop saying "YOU'RE LYING!!"

[Nut_Column]

Granted, I say "YOU'RE BEING A BABY" Instead.


I wish Agent would stop being a baby and post a level for SCARE

[agentaaa]

Granted. it's terrible, though, and Arik berates you for making me post it.


I wish Nut_Column knew I was doing the level on paper, not computorz

[Nut_Column]

Granted, I still bug you and tell you to post it.


I wish I could move and stack wood with my mind.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, but by having great powers, it come's with a great price. You have developed a split personality, one which want's to kill you no matter what. In the end, due to your lack of experience with the great powers you possess, you got overpowered and your mind has been erased from your body, only to be possess by a new mind.



I wish I move in super-speed.

[agentaaa]

granted, you now move in super-speed, but so does everyone else now too, so you're just ordinary.

I wish for a penny to shoot with my antique gun.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It is a penny that attacks anyone that shoots it, and after you are "Disposed of" the SCP Foundation takes the penny.


I wish The SCP Foundation Didn't exist! *wink wink*

Also,

[NemesisQ]

Granted, But everybody who were former employee's of SCP became mad at you, and killed you right away.



I Wish For Photoshop CS5

[agentaaa]

granted, but it's not your photoshop CSS. It's my photoshop CSS and i... realize I have used this joke before, and just get it over with, throwing the box at you, watching you cry, yadda yadda.....


I wish for Nemesis to never get photoshop CSS.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, he uses his anime powers on you... or something...


I wish that we didn't get killed whenever we didn't wish...

[agentaaa]

granted, now your location is just given out to homosexual man.


I wish my location was never given out to homosexual man.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It's given to Homosexual man's secretary, who tells Homosexual man.


I wish I had the powers of Sylar from Heroes.

[devilslayer]

granted, however you get raped to death by homosexual man before you can use your powers, also you look like barbie (homosexual man still dosent care though, and rapes you again even though ur dead.).

I wish for a bag of PO-TA-TOES.

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