Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

First topic message reminder :

He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[agentaaa]

Granted, there is now cake, but rather than appear where you are, it appears near one of your cake allergic relatives.



I wish for E

[Angusm3]

Granted, you get much E and fall into a coma for several years

I wish I had more pocket knives

[agentaaa]

granted, they come at the cost of your immortal soul




I wish for G

[Angusm3]

ranted, you et all the " "'s in the world and nobody else can use them

I wish I had a job

[agentaaa]

granted, the job is cleaning up animal poop while in warzones.



I wish I knew why Angus thought corrupt a wish was losing its luster for me as of late.

[Angusm3]

granted, It's because you're wishing for letters on your keyboard instead of thinking up stuff

I wish for a windows XP virtual box that I could infect with viruses I write

[agentaaa]

Granted, but the virtual box was really in your heart all along. the heart you just infected with viruses....



I wish for Courage

[Angusm3]

granted, you have the courage to jump off of a bouncy castle and land ON KITTEH

I wish i knew why my computer speakers, my dads computer speakers, my alarm clock, and my ipod all made this same weird noise for no reason at random

[agentaaa]

Granted, you find out it's because ghosts invaded them and started to do this to you to screw with you before eating your soul


I wish That the internet wasnt for porn.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It's for MOAR PR0N!



I wish I had MOAR!

[agentaaa]

Granted, you now have "MOAR!" Angry cats clawing you


I wish for LESS!

[Nut_Column]

Granted, You now have LESS Blood, by which I mean you have none. Because I stole it. Because I'm a vampire. With Angry Cats which are my Friends.



I wish I had the Pick of Destiny!

[agentaaa]

Granted, but why are you wishing for a magic toothpick?



I wish for the GUITAR pick of destiny

[devilslayer]

Granted, you get run over by a crowd of people that want the chips, you no longer have the chips and everyone laughs at you.


i wish for this site to be more like the scooby doo tv show.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, The Gathering has become a scooby doo tv show. Everybody dislike this change and left the second they open the page.

I wish I could sleep for the rest of my life, without time to consider at all.

[Angusm3]

Granted, you COULD sleep for the rest of your life if AGENTAAA AND ANGUSM3 AND NUT_COLUMN WERE NOT BEATING ON YOUR DOOR MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish for moar kitteh

[NemesisQ]

Granted, 1,000,000 kittehs appear on the ground, but they are highly aggressive, and they are not fimiliar with your presence, so it is only natural for their reaction in this dilemma is to attack you, raking your skin away to the very bone.

I wish for AK-47.

[Angusm3]

Granted the Kalashnikov is in the hands of a mobster and he shoots your brains out

I wish I owned a kalashnikov

[NemesisQ]

Granted, you now own a Kalashnikov, but it has been cursed, it grants misfortune and downfall to all who own's it. It will make the owner cross dress, and sing the cheesy Barney song, then they will die 4 days later in a accident.

I wish I owned a great axe.

[devilslayer]

granted, you but it on a high shelf and as you are staring at it there is a minor earthquake the earthquake is just enough to push the axe, it falls on you head, quite comically too.


I wish the death penalty was brought back.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, upon the crime of your birth, you are executed.

I wish the death penalty was not brought back.

[Angusm3]

Granted, instead they introduce the extremely painful torture chamber penalty and due to not wanting the death penalty (which is now against the law for some reason) they sentence you to the torture room for 99 years

I wish I knew how to model and rig a biped in blender

[agentaaa]

granted, but you don't know how to export it to anything, and can not use the models for anything. also, your farts will never make a sound again


I wish I was on the USS thunderhawk

[Angusm3]

Granted, you are instantly demoted to junior cadet and when you go on your first mission to prove yourself worthy of being an ensign you accidentally have your atoms scattered throughout space

I wish you would post on the thunderhawk

[NemesisQ]

Granted, But the thunderhawk in the legend is infuriated. It came to your house and ripped it to pieces, and taking you away, feeding you to her babies.

I wish I own a spaceship

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