Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[agentaaa]

granted, but now there are bulls all around you, and you might say that "They're seeing red."

I wish I was Auger.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, your dad does not recognize you as his son, and called 911 on you, placing you in a Russian torture cell until you reveal every secret you have on kidnapping scott.


I wish was Tomoki for Sora no Otoshimono.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you are now a Japanese fangirl and everyone despises you.



I wish I could speak Japanese

[devilslayer]

Granted, none of your friends understand you forcing you to be all alone you get lonely and go suicide.



I wish for this topic to have less death.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, but the hypocrisy kills you.



I wish I was as awesome as the Medic

[agentaaa]

Granted, but you are now grieving over the loss of your bird, archimedes, who died when he got stuck inside of scout.

I wish I was the sniper.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, You died in the line of duty.

I wish i was column understand who's tomoki from sora no otoshimono.

[agentaaa]

granted, but he no longer understands who you are, so when you go to say "hi" to him next, he stabs your eyes out in panic.


I wish Calum didn't kick me when I try to take his picture.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, instead he punches you really hard.

I wish Calum reads manga, and liked it. Then read a whole bunch more, then we could be good buddies.

[devilslayer]

Granted, but he reads so much manga he has read twice as much manga as you, he then starts doing spoilers making the manga completely boring to you, as a result you stop reading manga but column continues reading manga, you two lose friendship because column does not like you because you do not read manga.


I wish that took less time to type.

[NemesisQ]

(not true, i love spoilers, i also read un-translated mangas)

Granted, you are passing french.

I wish i could learn more about corel

[devilslayer]

Granted, you learn so much about corel that you forget everything else, you then forget about corel and then all you can think about is Justin Bieber.

I wish Justin Bieber was dead.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, Justin Beiber is dead, you cry from depression until you lost all hope in life, and the next morning your " Will" was reported in the CTV news along with the information provided on a missing 15 year old boy.

I wish i'm in Japan sometimes.

[devilslayer]

Granted, everyone keeps bugging you with "awesome hentai" also you can not afford to move back to canada.

i wish hentai never existed.

[agentaaa]

granted, but porn is now 10 times worse.


I wish better hentai existed.

[devilslayer]

Granted, no one watches anything except hentai. NemesisQ hangs himself.




i wish for a hotdog.

[agentaaa]

granted, it's made out of your pets.


I wish for a hot dog made out of beef.

[devilslayer]

Granted, you are choking on it.


i wish for a metroid.

[agentaaa]

granted, it sucks your brains out. used a straw, too, because it has a sense of humor.


I wish for a not a metroid.

[devilslayer]

Granted, a borg kills you.

i wish for an obese person to put Nemesis inside a hentai.

[agentaaa]

Granted, but you're forced to watch the whole thing.


I wish for sapporo ichiban

[devilslayer]

Granted, you sell your soul to me for it.


i wish for agent's soul.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, he possesses your body, and made walk around in girls clothing while screaming for justin bieber in a crowd.

I wish i know everything.

[devilslayer]

Granted, you know so much you use ALL CAPS to show your knowledge, agent gets mad and kills you in your sleep.

i wish i would not get banned if i always used ALL CAPS.

[Angusm3]

Granted, your brain explodes from being overstimulated

I wish to know exactly what to say to get the exact response I wanted from the other person at all times

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