Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[agentaaa]

granted, however, since you don't know the accompanying body language necessary, the knowledge is useless


I wish me, Angus, and Dani's Comic site got more exposure.

[Angusm3]

Granted, due to me using free hosting the site crashes due to a server overload, the hosting server explodes all over the room, causing the next- Basically we see New York on fire in the news tommorrow because we got so many views

I wish Agent would look for a way to sell adspace because he's the closest to a legal "getting money from adspace" age

[devilslayer]

Granted, He becomes greedy and keeps all the money and you sue him he goes to jail but hides the money, its a lose, lose situation.

i wish for russia to be even more epic.

[agentaaa]

granted, it uses it's new strength to crush north america


I wish I was 18 already, in case another vote occurs soon.

[devilslayer]

Granted, you are so forgetful that you are 18 because your birthday has not yet come that, there is another election and you are watching saying "dang i wish i was 18" at the end of the polls you remember you are in fact 18 but it is too late.


i wish i was an election.

[agentaaa]

Granted, people rig you, and you lose integrity and are cancelled.



I wish I was not an election

[devilslayer]

Granted, you are an obese hobo.


i wish for fish sticks.

[agentaaa]

Granted, but they are not yours. they are all mine, and I eat them in front of you. You cry because you get no fish sticks, and I laugh, and when I'm done eating the fish sticks, I take the little sticks and throw them at you, and it kind of hurts, because you get hit by the pointy ends, but only on your back, due to you kneeling down while you were crying, so you'r okay. Physically, anyway. Emotionally, you are a wreck


I wish for a pet goldfish in a bowl, on top of my living room table.

[devilslayer]

granted . it dies from lack of oxygented water, or water of any kind, or food for that matter.

i wish goldfish had longer memory spans.

[agentaaa]

Granted, they remember the times that you messed with them to entertain company, and commit murder suicide by getting stuck in your throat.



I wish for a stick of butter.

[devilslayer]

granted, it amasses an army of butter sticks and they hunt you down.

i wish for a butterstick army.

[agentaaa]

granted, but they all melt in an hour, because you left them out. You're convicted of criminal negligence in court, and thrown in jail for the remainder of your natural lifespan.


I wish I had a regular army.

[devilslayer]

Granted, you scare them into taking their cyanide tablets.


i wish for an army of mosquitoes.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, they suck in all of your blood. Devil died the next morning in a "mysterious" death.

I wish I have a god's ipod that doesn't kill me.

[Angusm3]

Granted, it merely maims you, nature does the rest

I wish Agent would respond to my last wish and not devilslayer

[agentaaa]

granted, but his wish corruption is so terrible that it causes you to commit suicide in an attempt to forget. It's a shame you retained your memory in the afterlife, because it ends up making you a quite insane ghost.

I wish I had Chronos' power.

[devilslayer]

Granted, you are so powerful kenpachi noticises you and as he is walking up to you with his eyepatch on, you fell over dead from the wind around him.


i wish i was kenpachi.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, but you are trapped on Venus.



I wish I could survive anything unless I didn't want to.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, you survive everything that hits you until you got old. You soon disengage with life, and die because you didn't want to live.

I wish I have a zanpakuto.

[agentaaa]

granted, but due to you being clumsy, you trip and fall on it.



I wish I had a zanpakuto and didn't trip and fall on it.

[Angusm3]

Granted, you trip and fall on something else

I wish for reindeer

[agentaaa]

Granted. but they're not your reindeer. They're my reindeer. I don't eat them, but i do sell them to a cruel owner you just know will be up to no good when he gets them, and you become sad as a result.


I wish I could be a cyber dragon.

[Angusm3]

Granted, you are my pet and if you do anything out of line you die instantly

I wish for reindeer that I would own forever

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It DOES eat you. The evil owner laughs.



I wish I was the Shop Keeper from the LoZ

[agentaaa]

Granted, you are doomed to star in youtube poops.



I wish I had some potatoes

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