Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[Nut_Column]

Granted, they all pile up and turn into a giant potato monster which Mashes you ironically.


I wish I had a Giant Moose that won't harm me, directly or indirectly and I don't go crazy thinking it will.

[Angusm3]

Granted, you explode

I wish I had a reindeer that wouldn't eat me, that I owned outright, that nobody could steal, that couldn't die, that was not capable of hating me, and was totally impervious to any form of damage.

[NemesisQ]

Granted, but they have maggots in them, you died next morning in a "mysterious death."

I wish for easter egg.

[agentaaa]

Granted, but once again, I get the easter egg, not you. People sure have been giving me a lot of stuff lately...

I wish people would stop asking for reindeer.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, they ask for Snowdeer.


I wish I had a Snowdeer

[agentaaa]

Granted, but it's smelly, and poops all over, and refuses to allow you to train it to poop in certain places. Eventually, it comes to your workplace, poops on your head, and gets you fired.



I wish for some bleach.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It's in your bloodstream.


I wish I was in Bleach

[agentaaa]

granted, you pop up as an extremely weak hollow next to captain yamamoto.



I wish I was a soul reaper.

[Angusm3]

Granted, you are instantly destroyed by a demon who hates reapers

I wish I had a snow deer that couldn't possibly in a million years do anything bad or have anything harmful happen to it or cause any harm to me or those around me

[agentaaa]

Granted, but Chronos ages it a million and ONE years, and then it eats you.




I wish I had more time.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you get one extra minute before you go unconscious of suffocation and expire.



I wish I could breath underwater

[agentaaa]

Granted, but you can only breathe underwater if you have a source of oxygen while down there.



I wish I could live in lava.

[Angusm3]

Granted, unfortunately you can't live while not in lava and you aren't currently bathing in it so you burst into flames

I wish the Champion sword would be useful for more than one fight

[agentaaa]

granted, but you realize it was useful all through the dark temple, and therefore wasted your wish.


I wish I had a ferrari, which was mine, and no one else could have it.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It is a man named Ferrari and his favorite Superhero is Homosexual Man and tries to be like him.


I wish my back was never itchy

[Angusm3]

@Agentaaa also

Granted, It explodes and I get my own ferrari which I rub in your face (Really, I pick it up with the hulk muscles I also wished for and rub it in your face until some of the paint comes off, then I blame you for messing up the paint

I wish for the paint to be back to normal

[Nut_Column]

Granted, it is still on Agent's face


I wish this wish came true

[agentaaa]

Your back is no longer itchy, because you no longer can feel any sensation of irritation or pain. you think this is all well and good till you step on a katana, and don't notice till it stabs you the third time. Then you think it's bad. and an hour later, you don't think at all, for you are dead.

I wish for cream corn.

[Angusm3]

Granted, it is mutant cream corn that eats YOU

I wish for the layout to stay the same

[agentaaa]

Granted, but the name is changed to "Mcawesome site of awesome trolling big fat phonies"



I wish I had as cool a mech as Tari does

[Angusm3]

Granted, here you go:


I wish for muffin

[agentaaa]

Granted, but the muffin ends up trapped in your TV due to a poltergeist, and can't get out. You try to get it out, but eventually decide it's just too much trouble, and waste money buying a new muffin. You have ran out of money for the month now.


I wish to eat a muffin.

[Angusm3]

Granted, you choke on it after realizing that it is a broken glass muffin baked with extra helpings of cyanide

I wish for waterfall

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It is a waterfall OF BLOOD! YOUR BLOOD! IT'S A BLOODFALL OF YOUR BLOOD!
Needless to say, you die.


I wish I owned Angus' Bloodfall of Blood which is made of his blood.

[agentaaa]

granted, but it is mixed with other materials from his body. YOu now smell nasty.




I wish for it to be colder around here.

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