Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[agentaaa]

the wish was granted, and then suddenly godzilla...


I wish this was Ex Nihilo

[Nut_Column]

Granted, Auger destroys it because he thinks it's magic.


I wish this was magic.

[agentaaa]

granted, magically designed to destroy those meddling twerps. also, you.


I wish for an accountant.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, he steals all your money without you realizing it.


I wish I could steal people's money without them ever finding out it was me.

[agentaaa]

granted, but now they have no money to steal, for we are pure communists




I wish for dunderhead

[Nut_Column]

Granted, However, It is you. You now own yourself, but I still own your soul.


I wish I was more malicious with Agent's soul.

[Angusm3]

Granted, you tear it to shreds, which makes you abusive under the underworld soul protection act. Satan rises up from the ground, ripping a gaping hole in the earth as he flies up and walks up to you. Then he slaps you

I wish I had magicka powers

[Nut_Column]

Granted, but you lack any mana to use them, or the cool robes that are required. Also, you cast Lightning whilst wet a lot if you manage to use any spells at all.


I wish I had Magicka Powers, along with the control, mana, and cool robes to use them. Also, I don't die as a result of this wish.

[agentaaa]

granted, but i put a mind control device on you as this happens, and have you transfer the powers to me. I then trap you outside of time as I use my newfound magic to rule the world.


I wish my kitty wasn't so fat.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, She's even more fat. She is now Obese.


I wish I had more time in the mornings.

[Angusm3]

granted, you are suspended. Now you have all day!

I wish I had the staff of coward killing time

[agentaaa]

(Nutty, she's already obese)

granted, but you can't remember where you left it.


I wish that I now owned the staff of coward killing time

[Angusm3]

granted, you own it but I find the knife of counter striking and steal it from you with my 2x speed and infinite beam time.

I wish my M60 was even cooler

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you die.


I wish that was more specific.

[Angusm3]

Granted, I wish my m60 did more damage and had armour penetration

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It penetrates so well, and does so much damage, that each bullet goes around the world and kills you..

I wish Angus wouldn't spoil events in Magicka.

[Angusm3]

granted, I just spoil the entire game in one go

I wish rainbow six vegas 2 let me carry my character from computer to computer

[Nut_Column]

Granted, it weighs 400 pounds, and your computer is crushed underneath it.


I wish Angus would post on the quest.

[Angusm3]

Granted

I wish I had corrupted that

[Nut_Column]

Granted, now nobody wants to play the RP.

I wish I could skip English Homework.

[Angusm3]

Granted, you don't do it and you fail the class because grammar is the most important part of life.

I wish I had more brains

[Nut_Column]

Granted, they're in a jar and everyone is creeped out.

I wish cookies weren't so hard.

[agentaaa]

granted, now they're super soft, after absorbing all that liquid nitrogen... go on, take a bite.



I wish for my cookies to not be of the explosive variety

[Nut_Column]

Granted, they are of the explosive persuasion now.


I wish Agent knew that liquid Nitrogen would make a cookie extremely hard...

[NemesisQ]

Granted, Agent now developed a paranoia to cookies.

I wish for for a flying car.

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