Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

First topic message reminder :

He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[Nut_Column]

Granted, however, the Flying Car is colored pink, and has flower design on it. Your Flying Car brand is " Barbie", it can only play the song " I'm a Barbie girl", and it turn's you into a woman, that looks alot like barbie herself.
You drowned in your own tears

I wish we got more done in each DnD Session...

[agentaaa]

Granted, however, The DnD session is colored pink, and - No, no, this has just got to stop...


I Wish we stopped using that old joke

[Nut_Column]

Granted, but... Erm... You die? No wait! You Die! And your Death is Coloured Pink, and... mmmmm.... Strawberries...



I wish I had Strawberries...

[agentaaa]

granted, but they all went bad, and were put in your house before you knew, and now your fridge stinks, and you're like "Ewwww, it stinks too bad to even open up long enough to throw the strawberries out, I'ma get a new one" but the new one you get, as it turns out, is cursed, and puts you into one of the most pathetic horror movie plots ever. EVEN worse, the film is being done by M. Night Shmaylan.


I wish I could punch M. Night Shmaylan

[Nut_Column]

Granted, but, WHAT A TWIST! You end up on Venus, and you die from boiling blood. Yaaaaaay!

I wish Venus was even more awesome.

[agentaaa]

granted, women are from it now, but the problem is, all the women on the planet's cycles have synced... and you're trapped there... Lock the door.



I wish that didn't sound so offensive.

[Angusm3]

Granted, you still go around saying you're going to kill people for frivolous things, risking your friendship with people and just say you're an [censored] as an excuse

I wish you stopped saying you're going to kill me

[devilwriter]

Granted, now he says he is going to kill ME instead.

I wish people weren't so offended by my personality flaws.

[Angusm3]

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!?!?!?!?

also, hey you're back...

I wish I knew why devilslayer is using a new account

[devilwriter]

Granted, its because I was offline so long they(the staff here at the gathering) deleted my old account.

I wish I knew why angus has penguins on his sig.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, the penguins are so offended they slap you. Also, they're awesome that's why.

I wish Cell Standby would go away on my tab...

[devilwriter]

Granted, now a picture of "TATERS" pops up and never leaves, you never do anything online again.

I wish people didn't make selfish wishes.

[agentaaa]

Granted, its because I was offline so long they(the staff here at the gathering) deleted my old account.

I wish I knew why angus has penguins on his sig.

Your account is still here:
https://gathering.rpg-board.net/u67
There you go.
We haven't deleted an account in ever(Though quite a few people delete their own) and as my 2 year absence might tell you, there's no date we auto-delete. Forumotion occasionally will due to problems with hacking, but it's not common, and if you've been hacking, you've been doing it so subtlely I hadn't noticed. In any case, if you need your old password, I'll see if I can grab it for you, but in all honesty I ain't sure if I can.


also, granted, they make selfless wishes to kill people that OTHER people want dead.



I wish Devilslayer would tell me what he wrote for cracked, and provide links.

[devilwriter]

Thx but i am fine like this but i tried to login it said my account was inactive or something, its not that big a deal really.

[agentaaa]

It didn't say that to me, and mine was inactive for 2 years. been too long for me to remember fo sho though. you might have just put in the wrong password.
Regardless, it doesn't really matter.
NOW GRANT MY WISH!!1!

[devilwriter]

What is your wish?!?

[Nut_Column]

*Ahem*

I wish Devilslayer would tell me what he wrote for cracked, and provide links.

That wish

[agentaaa]

I wish for this thread to get moving

[Angusm3]

I wish for taterz

[devilslayer]

Granted, taterz attack you you take 5000 D20's of damage, but its so awesome every role is a perfect 20 or 1 whichever id perfect for battle (i can't remember)

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you roll 5000 Critical ones, and you fail at everything you do for the next 5 years.


I wish I had lots of bubblegum that didn't kill me and was just regular, delicious Bubblegum.

[devilslayer]

Granted, the gum doesn't kill you but the sugar in the gum gives you are heart attack, you survive but can never eat bubblegum again or you will die.

I wish golum was real.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, Golum is a horrific Alien creature that only reveals itself to one thing at a time. It is totally undetectable by anything else until it chooses it. It follows you around like this thing for 3 years before finally eating you.


I wish I had a statue of that thing.

[devilslayer]

Granted, your limp body is never retrieved from underneath it.

I wish this game contained less death.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you are now Pink.


I wish Devil was always pink.

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