A better future...: Chapter 1, of orcs and humans.

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By the combined efforts of Steve Frankenson, Angus Magec, and many others, the orcish horde has continued it's conquering ways, guided by a wizard whom they trust - even if they aren't sure this is the right thing to do. Undertaking many missions, they have finally conquered the human fortress in the red ridge mountains. However, a mysterious being appeared, creating a great crater where he crashed down.
So it begins...

[Angusm3]

"Dammit, this is going to be just like that overpowered mage that took the ruby again!" Angus says, turning to his companions.

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"What overpowered mage Angus?" Steve asks, with implied quotation marks around his words and also winking.

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(goddamnit... Can we at least PRETEND breaking the fourth wall every 5 seconds isn't okay? I'd be so angered by your trolling if I hadn't done far worse trollingwise to both of you.)
The man speaks, and his voice seems to appear in your mind just as it is uttered from your lips.
"I warned you, I told you not to interfere. Azeroth will be safeguarded from the invasion! This world is mine, mine to shape, and no old fool or his little pawns will stop me!" The man says, and you are finally able to view him. the man had blonde hair and topaz yellow robes, holding a golden staff at the ready.
From his staff issue two silvery balls, moving quickly towards both of you. Steve manages to nimbly leap out of the way, narrowly avoiding the gigantic electrical explosion, while Angus creates a magical shield that manages to, just barely, hold back the force of the brunt of it, only a slight singe mark on his robes leaving any sort of damage.
"Prepare for oblivion!
(Both strikes of Rakurai missed)

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"Hah! Great way to start a battle. Screaming "DIE" While Missing! You're just a big old PHONY!" Steve mocks. "HEY! I got it! Maybe you used to be somebody, but now you're just a FALLEN STAR! GET IT!?" When nobody laughs, out of jealousy no doubt, Steve shrugs and starts his attack.

He uses Rogue's Luck with Steve and Piercing Strike with Ravager.

[Angusm3]

"We're not interfering with anything!" Angus shouts "You're just some random man who came out of nowhere and started attacking us!" he quickly casts lightning resistance on Fred while throwing the staff of death on his back and drawing longsword novae.

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(gonna point out that you were healed in the orc camps, steve, so before taking the damage, do so from full health.)
Steve strikes in with his dagger, coming up from a lower position, attempting to gut the man like a fish, but the strike is blocked by the stranger's golden staff. However, this was in fact a part of Steve's plan, as he pulls his dagger above, and hooks the stranger's staff under his elbow, before striking the man in the chest with Steve, the blue blade glowing as it enters his chest, and blood flows. The man knocks Steve off of him with his staff, but Steve manages to, with his staff high, bring Ravager down on his calf. a small wince is the man's only answer to this strike. (missed on the first "rogue's luck" strike with steve, but got a crit on the second(due to daggermaster) for 216 damage. struck with Ravager for a good 33.)

"shattered lightning..." The man says, as golden barriers come up around both of you. Angus manages to dodge out of the way, but Steve on the other hand is caught, and electrified, before it explodes, with Steve in it's wake(It missed Angus, and his feat prevents the damage, but hits Steve squarely for thirty three damage)

(Also, Steve, equip your THUNDER NECKLACE!!!)
Kneeling down, he puts his palm to the ground, electrical sparks coming from his hand, as four bolts of lightning strike the ground, which cause four lightning eels to come out of the devastation.
(Angus, redo your post. According to your skill, you can only add resistance against: acid, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, poison, psychic,
radiant, or thunder. GUESS which one will be useful against this guy.)

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"Okay, you come in here, attack us, insult us, and now you're summoning other things to attack us and, if they were able, Insult us? Come on! Show some Courtesy! You didn't even Laugh at my JOKE!" Steve uses Deadly Positioning [Dex vs Fortitude] with Steve and Piercing Strike with Ravager.

[Angusm3]

Angus moves into a fighting stance and casts frostburn combined with spectral ram at the mage in a simultaneous burst of force, fire and ice.

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"A joke? How about I show one to you?" The man says, as Steve comes in slashing, attempting to force the man back. "Man walks into a bar and says-" catching steve's blade with his hand, before smashing him in the face with an elbow. "Ouch!" He continues, grabbing the dagger from Steve, before throwing it at his collarbone, the dagger striking a glancing blow before Steve retrieves it. Steve attempts to wheel back at his foe with ravager, but the blade is knocked wide by the man's staff. (12 points of damage to Steve, who missed on both counts, and triggered his counter)
The spells together manage to make it through the barriers they couldn't apart, as the combined spell Angus cast smashes into the wizard(Total of 48 damage, successful hit. he is immovable, however. Due to his "Grounded" feat.).
The lightning mage grips his staff in two hands, like a handle, as a massive blade of electricity pops out of the end. "Lightning blade." He says simply, bringing it down onto Steve. Steve jumps over the first slash, and dodges the overhand chop, but is struck by the back of the staff itself after all this, leaving a nasty bruise on his rib...(15 damage)
the lightning eels each fire off energy bursts, one managing to strike Angus, leaving a burn on his shoulder
(5 damage)

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"3 Attacks in one round? HACKS!" Steve shouts before using Hounding Strike with Steve and If it's a critical, Critical Opportunity with Ravager. If it's not a Critical, then Tortuous Strike.

"Now I'm getting mad! I'll handle this guy, you take out those Eels!" Steve shouts to Angus.

[Angusm3]

Angus uses prestidigitation to put a bright burning light on the wizard's face, impairing him, and giving Fred a beacon target to whale on.
Then he turns his focus on the serpents by releasing the dispel magic utility spell and fire burst in a tandem wave of awe inspiring flaming anti-magic

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Steve strikes, bringing both his blades in, but both strikes were stopped, the stranger's robes hiding golden armor, as he drew a dagger that sparked, teleporting away from Steve before throwing the blade hard at him. Steve narrowly dodges the blade, the blade whizzing far into the distance behind him.
Angus, meanwhile, creates a fiery matrix of antimagic that explodes outwards in all directions from him, leaving Steve and the mage unharmed, but causing unimaginable damage to the eels, as they shivered before burning away like a paper set in fire.
"More to the slaughter, eh, you repugnant elf!" The mage yells.

[Angusm3]

"Oh I will certainly rip your rotten head from your stagnating body given the slightest opportunity..." Angus fires a direct blast of energy toward the head of his enemy [2 magic missiles simultaneously] and begins sprinting toward him, blades drawn.

[Nut_Column]

Steve, now more than a little peeved at the mage/warrior guy, decides to stop using all his skills and fires his Core X Spike Launcher at him, shouting "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!"

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