Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[devilslayer]

granted, he cuts you open and strangles you with your own intestines he then proceeds to rip you apart limb by limb but keep you alive while doing it till he eventually gets bored and just eats you.


i wish for jack the ripper to be my friend.

[Nut_Column]

Granted. He does nothing. A Cruise Ship lands on both of you.





I wish I was on a Cruise ship.

[Angusm3]

Granted, you are in the cruise ship that landed on devlin


I wish for cocoa pops

[Nut_Column]

Granted, they drive you Cuckoo.



I wish I was a Super Saiyan!

[Angusm3]

Granted, goku pwns you

I wish for my robot

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It electrifies you as it explodes from the moisture in the air reaching it's circuit boards.





I wish I was a robot

[devilslayer]

granted, it you have no gas and you are underwater you are going to rust there for all eternity.


i wish for the power to uncorrupt my wishes

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you can no longer wish for things



I wish Devil couldn't uncorrupt his wishes

[Angusm3]

Granted, you are now a robot, have fun

I wish devlin couldn't wish

[Nut_Column]

Granted, He drives you insane by saying "I WANNA WISH" all the time





I wish I was annoy-proof.

[devilslayer]

i wanna wish
i wanna wish
i wanna wish
i wanna wish
i wanna wish

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you wish you were dead, and you are.





I wish I had a plate full of Spam!

[Angusm3]

granted SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM WITH BACON AND SPAM
OR SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM BAKED BEANS SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM AND SPAM


I wish for something without spam though

[Nut_Column]

Granted, You get Spam Spam Spam Spam Baked Beans Ham and Spam. It doesn't have much Spam in it...




I wish on a Shooting Star for a gun that Shoots Stars.

[devilslayer]

granted, it chases and shoots stars at you

i wish for the hill to be mine forever

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you are now part of the hill. Which I claim.



I wish you wouldn't cross two different games liek dat.

[devilslayer]

granted, i never do that again you go crazy from lack of to different games being connected.


i wish for a lightsaber.

[Angusm3]

Granted, due to there being no counterweight you accidentally cut yourself in half, because you suck

I wish for the knowledge to use a lightsaber

[devilslayer]

Granted, unfortanately the knowledge is to awesome and it cuts you in half.



I wish for a sentry gun.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you die. I can make this stoopid too... Please try harder.




I wish I was the GORRAM BATMAN!

[agentaaa]

Granted, you are now the politically correct non swearing verion of batman... Let's just say the rest of your life does not rock.



I wish I was the batman's superpowered sidekick he taught everything he knew to, who now prowls the streets seeking my own justice

[Nut_Column]

Granted, however, since your name is Robin and you were featured in the Teen Titans, nobody takes you seriously and you get shunned and ridiculed for the rest of your life.




I wish the Teen Titans didn't suck...

[agentaaa]

granted, now every marvel comics other than teen titans sucks

I wish the teen titans made sense

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you are now a Japanese Fangirl.



I wish I had a bag of Dill Pickle chips.

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