Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[agentaaa]

granted, you have a bag of dill pickle chips and nothing else



I wish for more attractive people in the world

[Nut_Column]

Granted. They all move away and form a city for attractive people only and there are now only unattractive people everywhere else. Everybody unattractive singles you out as the wisher and lynch you.




I wish I was in the new attractive city as an Attractive person.

[Angusm3]

Granted, everyone else turns ugly and you are horrified to death

I wish i had a diamond the size of uranus

[agentaaa]

granted, the unattractive people band together and kill you for the diamond
I wish I was either truth or lie from the old riddle

[Angusm3]

Granted, you are truth but nobody believes you so you go on an insane, stress induced killing spree

[Nut_Column]

Due to the lack of wish, Mr. Rodgers stabs you with a katana saying "Hey Stranger" over and over.




I wish for Chocolate sauce to be put on my ice cream

[devilslayer]

Granted, but the chocolate suce is to hot it melts your icecream, your bowl, and your soul.



I wish for a boomerang

[Nut_Column]

Granted, it curses you to be forever alone. Oh, and it slices all your fingers and both your thumbs off because it's so sharp.






I wish I was sharp.

[devilslayer]

Granted, you are so sharp that anyone who looks at you gets cut in half you are doomed to never having a close relationship with anyone except this demon who is immune to how sharp you are he wont stop bitching at you and his name is braden.


I wish i had a girlfriend.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, she is a transvestite whose operation didn't go quite as planned...





I wish I was even sharper.

[agentaaa]

granted, you are now an incredibly sharp ball, But Newton kills you for screwing with the laws of physics




I wish grad ceremonies were less of a pain in the a**

[Nut_Column]

Granted, they are now a pain in the neck.




I wish I could play the Cello.

[devilslayer]

Granted, you can play the cello unfortunatelly you lose the ability to do anything else (including wish and talk)


I wish the voices in my head would stop telling me to commit suicide.

[Angusm3]

Granted now they just kill you instead

I wish for a dune buggy

[devilslayer]

Granted, it tries to kill you it rolls 20 natural 20's in a row you disintegrate and fall from existence forever.



I wish i was a d20.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you roll only natural 1s and you "fall from existence forever." (Whatever that means...)




I wish Devlin would stop posting stoopid things...

[agentaaa]

granted, now he only posts stupid things




I wish you wouldn't give out first names on this forum so freely.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, I only give out Devlin's.




I wish I could see Agent in a Suit... Oh wait...

[Angusm3]

Granted... Oh wait...

I wish for more Dr. Tran episodes!

[devilslayer]

Granted, but the Dr. Tran episodes are so awesome they melt your eyes.



I wish i was dr. Tran.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you are a small Asian boy with Schizophrenia.




I wish I was made of Butter

[agentaaa]

(Bahahahaha, I had a SUIT. not a TUX. Mwahahahaha)


Granted, unfortunately, you're left out for too long and go bad


I wish I was not Dr. Tran

[Nut_Column]

Granted, you appear inside a moose again.



I wish I was a moose

[Angusm3]

Granted, Scott appears inside your ribcage and you explode

I wish female mosquitoes could nourish their eggs by the same methods as male mosquitoes

[devilslayer]

granted, unfortuanately the males are 150 feet tall and drink blood, the females are twice that size and drink blood as well.


i wish to be an administrator on gathering.

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