Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

[Angusm3]

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He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

[Nut_Column]

Granted, however you lose the post almost immediately because everybody realizes how bad that would be.




I wish this topic had more cowbell...

[devilslayer]

Grnted, but nobody cares.



I wish this site had more dragon ball z abridged

[Nut_Column]

Granted, however, the associated awsomeness makes the site blow up.




I wish Devil would stop being so hostile over the internet...

[agentaaa]

granted, he's now hostile in the underground fight club




I wish for I dodge.

[devilslayer]

granted, you dodge unfortunately piccolo still jumps in fornt of the blast.


i wish for a spidonkey.

[Nut_Column]

Granted, It falls out of the sky in the same manner as a Spidragon would... right over you...





I wish I was Free

[devilslayer]

Granted, you are free, to die.


I wish for an assassin.

[agentaaa]

granted, he's been hired to kill you


I wish people on this forum had better grammar.

[Shemuel]

OK, Butt oui hev terrybull spelin

I wish that this summer wasn't becoming such a washout.

[agentaaa]

granted, it's now become the beginning of the apocalypse.

[devilslayer]

You didn't wish so you automatically get sent another realm filled with horrible creatures you survive there for nine monthes before you return and get eaten by a bear.



I wish for a dead Louis.

[agentaaa]

granted, but guess who you were playing as?



I wish for a not dead Zoey.

[devilslayer]

Granted, Zoey is now undead.


I wish for a wish that wont get corrupted.

[agentaaa]

granted, but the wish is not this one, and this wish is corrupted to kill you before you can use that other wish.


I wish That Zoey was neither dead, nor Undead.

[devilslayer]

Granted, zoey is alive you are now undead.





I wish gandalf was more epic.

[agentaaa]

Granted, but he attracts Kenpachi and he kills him





I wish i was as cool as Kenpachi.

[devilslayer]

Granted, oh wait i can't if i let you be that awesome he would kill me, and if you were that awesome you would have to die so i can't grant that wish if i (or you) want to live.



I wish for the energizer rabbit to stop.

[agentaaa]

granted. As a result, everything in existence spontaneously combusts.


I wish I had turnips

[devilslayer]

Granted, but both you and the Turnips are on fire due to the energizer bunny thing.


I wish to poison super man's food with kryptonite.

[agentaaa]

granted, but Chuck norris eats his food instead... And he's not happy with you...



I wish I had mind control powers

[devilslayer]

Granted, you have cool mind powers that let you control your own mind and nothing else.


I wish for a smiley face.

[agentaaa]

Granted, however, it appears inside your lungs, popping them and rendering you unable to breathe


I wish I was able to breathe

[Angusm3]

Granted, you can breath all the gaseous acid you want that they're venting into your house
and before you ask who "they" are, don't...

I wish for an antimatter destroyer ray

[agentaaa]

granted, but it's pointed at you, and someone already triggered the firing sequence...



I wish for INTERNETZ

[Angusm3]

Granted, now you have ONE INTERNETZ

I wish for the flood to have never happened

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