Re: Corrupt-A-Wish

by **Angusm3** Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:46 am

First topic message reminder :

He is herobrine

I wish herobrine was in the game

by **agentaaa** Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:14 am

Granted, instead everything started to catch fire.

I wish I wasn't me.

by devilslayer Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:18 am

Granted, it wasn't you it was now your alter ego who blamed it on you.

I wish for 79 - 10.

by **agentaaa** Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:22 am

granted, but it occurs between 2 obese men as you are forced to watch

I wish for all devilslayers to die

by devilslayer Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:10 pm

Granted, devils are no longer hunted they literally roam free and rape every living thing especially agentaaa.

I wish i was and agent and my tag was agent001

by Nut_Column Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:38 pm

Granted, you are sent on a Double Oh mission and fail miserably.

I wish I was 007.

by NemesisQ Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:41 pm

Granted, you are now 007, on the most wanted criminals in the U.S.

I wish for God's Ipod.

by devilslayer Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:21 am

Granted, its one thousand stories high and weighs. 5million tons, its falls on your ball sack.

I wish for everyone to fear me.

by NemesisQ Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:03 am

Granted, you are now #1 on the U.S most wanted. Out of fear, the president order to drop a nuclear bomb on you.

I wish I could sleep on the clouds.

by devilslayer Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:05 am

Granted, but God hates you and does not want you sleeping on his clouds so he kills you with lightning.

i wish for the number 4.

by NemesisQ Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:09 am

Granted, number 4 means death in Chinese term, you die from a curse.

I wish I was a jedi.

by devilslayer Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:14 am

granted, a sith kills you.

i wish for CAPS LOCKS TO ALWAYS BE TURNED ON.

by NemesisQ Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:24 am

Granted, a guy on the net is very attracted by your caps being locked on, he then express himself as a women on a online dating website, and seduced you into meeting him. You met him:
You got hammered at night.

I wish for a pancake.

by devilslayer Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:28 am

granted, its a pancake mine you sit on it and explode.

i wish for two obese men to lose weight.

by NemesisQ Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:30 am

Granted, they express their happiness for you by hammering devil.
Devil is now pregnant.

I wish for a starry night.

by devilslayer Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:34 am

granted, the stars fall on your face and make you pregnant.

i wish for an abortion.

by NemesisQ Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:39 am

Granted, the two men hammered you, and made you pregnant... again.

I wish for a camp fire.

by devilslayer Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:44 am

Granted, it's inside your stomach.

I wish for (. Y .).

by NemesisQ Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:47 am

Granted, a Train ran over you, your soul has gone to heaven.

I wish for winter.

by devilslayer Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:48 am

Granted, you freeze to death.

i wish for winter to never be cold again.

by NemesisQ Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:51 am

Granted, a giant snake appear from the ground 4 years later, and swallow you whole.

I wish for internet that can reached to heaven.

by devilslayer Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:55 am

Granted, everyone in heaven looks up xxx sites, it corrupts heaven, heaven becomes evil.

i wish for a cool sig.

by NemesisQ Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:58 am

Granted, a lot of people now are trying to kill devil out of jealousy of Devil's new sig.

I wish for a mic.

by devilslayer Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:01 am

Granted, you say something seriously offensive and people try to kill you.

i wish for a fat friend. oh wait.

by NemesisQ Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:03 am

Granted, you are now dating... i mean "hanging out" with "him".

I wish for a killer whale.

by devilslayer Tue Jun 28, 2011 4:12 am

Granted, but it spams you to death.

i wish for a god.

by Sponsored content

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
		1	2	3	4	5
6	7	8	9	10	11	12
13	14	15	16	17	18	19
20	21	22	23	24	25	26
27	28	29	30	31