Corrupt-A-Wish

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First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[me naam is m]

granted. you can wish for a wish, but you don't. you wish fore a dog to bite in your nose.

i wish for a xatchat!

[Terminus]

Granted, you are killed by a runaway bus.

I wish for an LFO.

[SSJ Data]

granted i no what that means

i wish my sister wernt home

[me naam is m]

granted. though only to beat you up, get loaded and then beat you up again.

i wish not to be ironic

[Shemuel]

granted. You're sarcastic instead.

I wish for a table.

[me naam is m]

granted. but several barbaric trolls are eating on it.

i wish for a cup of good tea

[Guest]

granted, they get tied to eachother causing you to trip


i wish for a new 1903 springfield rifle

[me naam is m]

granted. it jams, blowing up in your face

i wish for the Christmas spirit to be spread around the world

[Guest]

granted, people give other people anthrax as a gift


i wish for a ssd

[Quantum Rain]

Granted, it gets sabotaged and becomes the rebel "Lusankya"

I wish for the Emergence to be done in FW.

[Guest]

granted but it get's called uber and attacked by ragnorak



i wish for another wish

[me naam is m]

granted... but you wish for a beer, and the wish genie pours it over your head.

i wish for that hangover to go away

[Shemuel]

Granted. Because your head has gone away.

I wish for a sheet of penny blacks

[me naam is m]

granted. they're black, motley because they're burnt.

i wish for a party

[Guest]

granted but it's a funeral party

i wish for a car

[me naam is m]

granted.

did i already mention it is stolen and searched for by the police?

i wish for more new people on SL

[Shemuel]

Granted, but they're all HaX0rZ.

I wish for the title deeds to the house next door.

[Guest]

granted but it's part of a narcotics ring and you go to jail


i wish for a Forum wars to start here

[me naam is m]

granted. you start a flame war.

(oh, you mean THAT forums wars? )

i wish for terra to post in Christmas special

[SSJ Data]

granted but terra flames

i wish i wernt sick

[me naam is m]

granted. you're dead.

i wish to listen to the four horsemen! :headbang:

[SSJ Data]

granted you listen to it louder than a nuke and your head explodes

i wis that i was shorter

[mr33mean]

Granted. you get so short that no one can see you and you get steped on and die



I wish for machette

[Terra]

Granted! The machete is stuck in your heart.

I wish for another wish.

[mr33mean]

Granted but the wish only works in 1912

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