Corrupt-A-Wish

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This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[SSJ Data]

granted you get trone into the sun for not wising

i wish for pie

[Shemuel]

granted;it's on your face.

I wish for a tardis.

[me naam is m]

granted. it's stolen by JTULL though.

i wish for :pie: !

[Shemuel]

[quote="Shemuel"]granted;it's on your face.[/quote]

I wish for pet flying monkeys

[me naam is m]

granted. they scratch your eye out.

i wish for a beer, not in my face.

[Shemuel]

Granted. It's all over your trousers. I wish for a donkey.

[me naam is m]

granted. you are a donkey.

i wish for shemuel to waste his beer over himself.

[mr33mean]

Granted but in the process you lost a bet to him and he now owns your soul



i wish for a gazeibo

[me naam is m]

granted. it's somewhere in a wellknown but kinda awkward and gross place.

i wish that BM2 finished itself

[mr33mean]

granted but it takes 97 years and you are dead before it is finished


i wish for a crosbow

[me naam is m]

granted. trebor makes you one, but tells the police you have it.

i wish to have a target for my crossbow.

[mr33mean]

Granted but the target is you


i wish for a sandwich

[me naam is m]

granted. a record breaking 50 mile long sandwich, to be exact. have fun eating it!

i wish that noobs didn't exist

[mr33mean]

Granted but for some reason you were classed as a noob goodbye

i wihs for a flame thrower

[SSJ Data]

granted congadulations you it exploded in your face

i wish m would CFD

[mr33mean]

Granted you get killed by midgets who want it


I wish for an icecream

[me naam is m]

granted. you eat it and get fat.

i wish hypocrisy didn't exist.

[mr33mean]

Granted but it is replaced by UNBELIEVABLE AMOUNTS OF SARCASIM


I wish for a tennis ball

[me naam is m]

granted. it's a tennisball grenade. don't drop. seriously. don't.

i wish for absolute power.

[mr33mean]

Granted but absoulte power corrupts absoultly



I wish for a flying spahgeti monster as a pet

[me naam is m]

granted. you get stuck in the mass of spaghetti.

i wish for a plate of spaghetti.

[mr33mean]

Granted but it is posonius and you die shortly afterwards



I wish for a new set of cricket pads

[me naam is m]

granted. they're illegal according to cricket regulations.

i wish to let you know i didn't eat the plate, just watched it.

[mr33mean]

Granted but it is magic poison




I wish for new shoes

[me naam is m]

granted. they're size 47.

i wish for an nonpoisonous beer.

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