Corrupt-A-Wish

[Terminus]

First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[SSJ Data]

granted it's black and white w/a $41tty picture

[mr33mean]

Granted, you die for not wishing.

I wish for a pineapple grenade.

[Terminus]

Granted, it goes off in your hand.

I wish for a pizza.

[SSJ Data]

granted i eat it

i wish i had another wish

[Terminus]

Granted, it still gets corrupted.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish.

[mr33mean]

Granted, but you use it to wish for a piece of dog S**T.

I wish for a pizza store.

[SSJ Data]

granted it's mine

i wiwsh i had more oreos

[Terminus]

Granted, I eat half of them and poison the rest.

I wish for a shotgun.

[mr33mean]

Granted, it goes of in your face.

I wish for a blimp.

[Terminus]

Granted, the red baron shoots it down.

I wish the US won the Vietnam war.

[mr33mean]

Granted. After that they went on a rampage ans started a neuclear war with thr rest of the world. Everyone is dead.

I wish for a spaceship

[Terminus]

Granted, it's in orbit has no transporters, and all it's shuttles are gone.

I wish more people had common sense.

[SSJ Data]

Granted we get killed by aliens

i wish i got trapped in the Empire State building along with my cousin and 3 of my friends. Any way the world's sea levels rose by 1500 feet causing the building to be completely underwater. We had to escape it and in the processes one of my friends was killed and we meet allot of CRAZY people. We finally escaped and got rescued

[mr33mean]

Granted, the earth explodes after you escape.

I wish for a surf board

[SSJ Data]

granted it breaks

i wish that 1500 feet of water flooded the earth

[mr33mean]

Granted, you die.

I wish for a plane.

[Terminus]

Granted, you get grounded for drunk flying.

I wish for superpowers.

[mr33mean]

Granted, they get you killed.

I wish for water slide.

[Terminus]

Granted, it uses only scolding hot water.

I wish for the penguins to stop stealing my sanity.

[SSJ Data]

Granted the lemon pie is now

i wish i liked lemon pie

[mr33mean]

Granted, but you become allergic.

I wish i was fitter

[SSJ Data]

granted you die for being/haveing the best

i whis i know if the girl i likes, likes me

[mr33mean]

Granted, she dosent.

I wish for a trampoline

[SSJ Data]

granted you fall off doing a triple back filp and break your neck

i wish i had a life

[mr33mean]

Granted, but everyone elses dosen't. Loner.....

I wish i had a icecream sunday.

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