Corrupt-A-Wish

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First topic message reminder :

This was very popular on DonDon so i bring it here.

Rules are easy, someone makes i wish: I wish for a million dollars.

The next person corrupts it: Granted. it is stollen from the goverment and the FBI sorrunds your house.

So lets start.(PM me if you still don't understand.)

I wish for a Cookie.

[me naam is m]

granted. her name is Misato. have fun.

i wish to be able to draw manga

[mr33mean]

Granted but you draw so much you start hating it and kill your self


I wish i had a bazooka

[me naam is m]

granted. unfortunately you kill yourself with it, recieving a Unreal Tournament Style taun too, saying "BOOM! HAHAHAHA"

i wish for a katana

[mr33mean]

Granted i chop your head off with it


I wish for a catapult

[SSJ Data]

granted you get flung in it into mount doom

i wish for the Super X III (Google)

[mr33mean]

Granted but you are killed over it


I wish for a moat around my house

[SSJ Data]

granted there is no bridge you run out of food and die of starvation

i wish for a gorilla

[mr33mean]

granted it rips you limb from limb


I wish for a goldfish

[SSJ Data]

granted you swallow it

i wish for a microwave

[mr33mean]

Granated it is industrial sizes and you are in it *bing* it is now set to 7 hours enjoy



I wish i had a bucket of thermite

[SSJ Data]

granted it converirts to iron with you styanding right next to it

i wis i had some Cadmium

[me naam is m]

granted. you study it very closely and after two hours of not blinking your eyes start tearing. one hits the cadmium and it goes 'KABOOM' right in your face.

i wish for an MTB

[SSJ Data]

(Cadmium isnt explosive it's toxic)

granted when riging you forget to where a helmet and you start to fall down the cliff

i wish i had the force on my side

[mr33mean]

Granted you are the dark side and the jedi kill you later


I wish for a ballon

[me naam is m]

(Cadmium isnt explosive it's toxic)

who said it wasn't an alloy with Francium?

granted. it is filled with Methane and it goes kaboom.

i wish for water.

[SSJ Data]

(I didn't say i wanted Cadmium alloied with Francium)

granted it's in your brain you get brain damage

I wish i was a Robot/mutant/niga/gost/vampire/zombie/pirat

[mr33mean]

Granted but everyone kills you cause you are a freak


I wish for some fireworks

[me naam is m]

(I didn't say i wanted Cadmium alloied with Francium)

you said you wanted cadmium. you never said that you didn't want anything else with it.

granted. the fireworks go off in your face.

I wish for a bus.

[SSJ Data]

granted you tonge is fronzen to the back of it.

I wish i was a wheel

[mr33mean]

Granted the wheel on a 4WD and man do those bumpy roads hurt


I wish i had a slingshot

[SSJ Data]

granted but it's a magic sling shot that shoots bullets that curve around and hit the shooter in the leg

i wish for a wheel

[me naam is m]

granted. it belongs to a monster truck which is currently driving over the car you're sitting in.

i wish to drive a monster truck.

[SSJ Data]

granted but your gas bill is GINORMIS
i wish for universal peace

[mr33mean]

Granted but the world ends 2.3 seconds later


I wish i had an elephant

[me naam is m]

(DUDE... a monstertruck which drives on frigging GAS???)

*thud*

granted. it's in your porcelain cupboard.

i wish to be immortal.

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